Pete Davidsons dad dying like the fruit he was

1  2018-12-18 by blue_magoo_62

41 comments

Edgy

He jumped off the edgy.

Uh oh, someone's uhhhfyeended

Origin of “the dab”

Had to dab him off the sidewalk

Ughhhh lol

what did this guy do to Troy to warrant this?

Didn't care enough about Zipcar late fees.

It was better he never had to see his son like this. God has a plan for all of us, friends.

9/11 jumpers fascinates me. For a few seconds there must have been some sort of rush mixed with the fear and loss.

Pete's dad was in the hotel when the building squished him.

Ya. They either had to jump out of a sky scraper or get burnt alive. Those terrorists really mother fucked them.

There was a tower block fire in london a couple of years ago. only 20 floors but it was totally gutted and 70 plus died. Not many jumped. I guess the "fuck it i'll go out in a epic way" played into 9/11 more

I think most of the people in Grenfell died from suffocating on toxic fumes before they burned. The walls were lined with some cheap plastic to cut costs and, once lit, produced incredibly poisonous smoke. Plus a lot of them died in their sleep as it was late at night.

9/11. You're stuck on the 78th floor or whatever and there's thousands of gallons of kerosene burning everywhere around you. The fucked up thing was that jumping out of the window was almost definitely a huge relief for them.

Not to mention the fucking thetmite paint, too.

We need to find a way to get Alex to bring up WTC controlled demolition when he's with Anthony on camera.

Anthony would pull his usual "Yeah, yeah" agreeable guy bullshit that made up 95% of his last appearance on Rogan. That bombastic drunk Jones totally alpha males Anthony any time they interact. Jones is basically a high school football jock who's got fat 40 years later. He used to beat the shit out of limp wristed faggots like Anthony every day. Nana is physically scared of him (and everyone else too.)

Loads of grenfell people were alive and awake. Plenty moved to the top floors to try and escape the flames. Or were on the phone for hours until they passed out. I doubt many slept in after a few hours of fire and screaming, sirens and explosions tbh. I wake up from next doors car door closing in the morning.

May I suggest a warm cup of Ovaltine before bed. You'll sleep like one of Anthony's sexual targets!

Nah i'm gonna watch 9/11 videos until i pass out i think. The waving woman in the tower is always a go to.

link

They should call it roundtine!

I wish porsalin was in that tower, visiting his “nan” as he would put it. Limey fuck head

I think the size of the building is a factor too. Your stuck on the top floor, no way down and you see flames coming up every stairway? Tally ho chaps see you in 2D.

It was a tough one man

Jumping or burning that a tough one man

Now they know what it's like to be served egg whites with a spot of yolk in it.

Sniff.....

The Kevin Cosgrove 9-1-1 call that day is pretty fascinating too. He's above the impact zone and on the phone as the building collapses. Seems like almost everyone truly thought help was coming so you can only imagine how bad it was for those who jumped.

idiot called his wife and said he was okay and was leaving and then didn't leave.

What a maroon.

Yeah it was not a good look for him. Forever he will be known as the rude guy who screamed like a girl when he died.

If only someone held a big trampoline at the bottom to catch him with

Never understood why they just didn’t put a bunch of wading pools a the bottom of the building

Or better yet, call in a tough as nails cop who plays by his own rules to jump from a helicopter into the buildings and solve that situation because the Pete Davidson's dad's of the world would rather pull their puds and rack up PTSD bucks.

Stand alone fruit.

Splat alone, fruit.

He deserved it for bringing that tatted up, butthole eyed, repulsive faggot into the world.

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9/11... Funny

damn he's dabbing all the way down the towers..

I bet it sounded like this (1:49).

Didn't care enough about Zipcar late fees.

We need to find a way to get Alex to bring up WTC controlled demolition when he's with Anthony on camera.