TFW your 60 year old husband explains, on national TV, the difference between being in a cover band and the "half acting/half musicianship" required in a tribute band.

1  2018-12-18 by McGowan9

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You can only see half of the witch's face but there's no disguising the look of pure contempt. Imagine living with that moron and having to be subjected to his whining and hypocrisy every day. She must be doped to the gills.

Or she's a violent, white supremacist, card carrying too. If she weren't, she would have been fry-panned a long time ago.

Just noticed the fat bastard in the pink on the right. Then there's the fat down syndrome guy in pink on the left.

Probably someone from this sub

Nah, bodyguards for Joe from the compound.

Plausible

His airborne shirt bugs me knowing he spent a year in the army before being kicked out

You don't think 82nd Airborne veterans who saw action in Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan walk around wearing t-shirts emblazoned with huge unit logos on them? hysterical monkey cackle

The black dude in the crowd is the best

Expressive Black Guy is a legend. I also like the older black lady behind Joe. She looks as if she was given a pistol and a totally free pass from society and the law, she would put 2 bullets in his head without blinking.

That bitch has definitely seen some shit in her day.

As Joe explains it: a cover band is able to play different styles and artists. While a tribute band, which he is apart of, can only play one band and some of their hits. Basically Joe is admitting he is a talentless hack who is only capable of playing 4 or 5 songs between U2 and Journey after a lifetime of being a musician.