Sam's self-deprecating angle doesn't work because he truly believes he's superior

1  2018-12-18 by SuperToes845

He's a pompous ass. His self-deprecating "humor" is an attempt to endear others into not hating him or being jealous of him for 'being so great'.

You're not great, Sam (no matter how much your mommy convinced you that you were).

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Agreed. He exposes himself when he mocks Denny and Vos.

Just going by who he chooses to target proves what a shit bag Sam is. I mean one of those you can understand, but for him to think he's on the level to talk down to a LEGEND like Dennis Falcone is absolutely despicable. He better keep hoping that Denny is a benevolent piss lord who won't put him in his place.

It also shows a lack of awareness. Even if you don't believe Denny is the greatest, a lot of O&A-type fans like him. Sam just assumes everyone still loves his intern-trashing like Denny is Blind Stevie in 2009

Denny is a faggot and Sam sucks shit.

Dude, what? Your sense of humor cut out

Kid's all over the place with this infantile shit. Don't waste your time on him.

Or tries to be funny, cultured, or intelligent

He also has the gall to criticise Shitloaf's bits or Rob's bits. Sam, you created 'Joon Your M'nt.' You have no right whatsoever to criticise anyone's comedy bit, also remember the bit he did with Steve C with the scientist about his heiney etc.? Awful.

He looks down on every person he's ever met. I blame his parents

You cant give yourself a self-fellating nickname then pull that shit.

It's better to stick to tendies jokes cause actually thinking about him makes me angry and distraught. I can't relisten to 2011-2014 era shows cause he's a constant presence trying to worm his way into more air time. He continues to sneak under the radar because his 'personality,' much like his physical person, is too diminutive to make an impression

Seemingly every single time I think to myself "Aw yeah, that Christmas Party talk with Denny was fuckin' funny, I'll stick that on" etc

At some point, moments before it actually happens, I remember all too late that the little cunt not only features but pretty much then takes over the bit. Then his voice happens and I'm ready to smash something because of it!

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Blame the 3 hosts. Their laziness and not caring about content just as long as it got them to 10AM really opened the door for that ugly little weasel

Very true, sadly. They really pissed it up the wall.

Right.

O&A is just as much to blame for his arrogance.

Whatever got them to 10AM

The worst were people here and elsewhere that touted his "shit stiring".

Damn right brotherman, I remember telling people here that J&S won’t work because Sam is too much of a faggot and I got downvoted

No the worst people here are the assholes that were touting the Jim and Sam show. Most of you losers were stoked those 2 losers were teaming up.

The fact Sam has made it through his life thus far without being rightfully beaten into a coma makes me question the existence of God.

He's a cheap copy of every mediocre radio guy doing morning zoos somewhere in Bumfuck USA, infused with an unexplainable amount of self-confidence.

I think the same can be said about Jim.

I can’t drum up nearly the same amount of rage for Hitler or Kim Jong Un as I can for Shitstain Sam...maybe my hatred is misdirected, but it was Cumia who once said that Roberts was the biggest prick in the room. One punch. I just want one punch to his stupid, self-satisfied, hideously repulsive face....and a vivisection.

Hitler only wanted to unify his people separated by the inhumane Treaty of Versailles. He put the Jews in work camps to hold onto until the war was over. He was then going to ship them out of Germany and to Israel once the dust was settled. He didn't have Jews holocausted. Any that died died of Typhus.

Sam on the other hand has nothing but pure evil in his heart and only looks out for himself and will crush anyone who stands in his way with that goofy cackle echoing in your brain. He is a million times more hateable than any historical figure once you really think about it.

I listened to a clip earlier about his horrible hairline and he said "because I can grow a thick manly beard now, I don't care about my hair". He repeated this line 3 times. He would tell you he was kidding but there was zero sarcasm or humor in his tone. His entire being is laboratory made. It's like a chick bragging about her fake tits.

Unless you're drunk, there's no reason to repeat a line that didn't get a laugh.

He's a lab-grown freak of nature who is at his core insecure. He said it himself that he wouldn't have surpassed 5 feet if his parents hadn't experimented on him with HGH, and he is deeply resentful of normal human beings as a result.