If Nana hadn't had all his guns confiscated by Nassau County for domestic violence, I'd swear this was Joseph "Deadbeat Dad" Cumia posting from the Compound basement

1  2018-12-18 by RamonFrunkis

19 comments

So he destroyed the school's property because his daughter is sending nudes to boys?

Seems like a great way to announce to the world how much of a retard lacking in impulse control and rational thought you are. This is nigger behavior.

Right, which is why I thought it was Joe.

Wasn't even nudes. She probably was just talking about typical teenage bullshit.

Are we sure this isn’t Joe? He seems like he would shoot a 1000 school laptop and rationalize it by saying his little brother will pay for it.

The only detail that makes me sure this isn't Joe is he doesn't specify the race of the boy in question.

You don’t need to specify race when you say “boy”

And no hashtags.

And no random ALL CAPS

The whole fucking "no boy is good enough for daddy's little girl" shtick always came across as creepy and incesty to me. You got a little horned up Tina Belcher type, let her text boys, play spin the bottle and shit. Hopefully she'll learn a thing or two so by the time college rolls around she's dating a nice Psych major named Johnathan instead of letting Phi Beta Kappa run a train on her.

Ay, Papi!

so by the time college rolls around she's dating a nice Psych major named Johnathan instead of letting Phi Beta Kappa run a train on her.

Sounds like one of your ex girls had a train run on her you pathetic nerd faggot 😂

No brain could be so creative to come up with that as an extreme example of a daughter doing something slutty in college. I had to have been speaking from personal experience as you literally can't make this shit up.

Plot twist - Anthony was catfishing his niece for nudes

I know this didn't happen the way he says it did, but to tally up the retardation:

  • Destroying property that isn't his

  • Unnecessary apostophe in "Macs"

  • Owning a .40 (A pointless caliber that stupid people think is better than 9mm)

  • Either he shot it inside his home which is extremely illegal, or he took it to an indoor range and made a fucking mess all over the place and almost certainly broke the rules of that range

Yeah, this is a Cumia.

THANK YOU!

but you forgot:

  • Improperly spelled and unnecessarily capitalized "40 Cal"

I personally like .40 cal but not because I’m a ballistics snob who thinks 9mm sucks. I’ve even heard people say “.380s bounce off people” its fucking stupid. They also tend to be the people who act like a .22 is harmless and useless for everything except beer cans.

Nice way to turn your daughter into a total cock slobberer, you fucking weird idiot.

Not enough hashtags to be a Cumia post.

That will teach her to cheat on her faggot dad.