Countdown to offing himself ? - Lorne Michaels sends Pete Davidson to get help

1  2018-12-18 by zenicaone

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I can't wait for Lorne to drop dead so I don't have to hear about this show anymore

I hate how these scumbags twitter their support. Makes it seem so disingenuous. What a fucked up bunch of people.

Emotional support means nothing if millions of strangers don't see you give it.

Yeah, where were they showing support when he trashed the Stangels?

his support would change overnight if they all knew the fat shaming justin stangel went through

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fingers crossed

Huge faggot

Ariana Grande has no tits and a hairy butthole.

Why do you think Pete likes her?

Seriously. Her asshole could he a harvest spot for the traction alopecia on her head.

You know I’ve been thinking the same thing for quite some time.

Let’s look at Lorne’s track record of sending his employees to get help; Belushi, Farley...

So you're saying this is definitely a positive

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People who commit suicide don’t warn their friends, families and “fans” first, multiple times for several years. There are very rare exceptions, but they are just that. Very rare. People who are going to do it just do it. So shut up Peter. And people should stop giving him attention. There are people who really are suffering out there who need help. This charade is an insult to anyone who has ever had to get that phone call. This charade is an insult anyone with mental illness issues. This charade is an insult anyone who has lived through hell because there were other people counting on them. Pete Davidson is just a lousy human being.

So you’re saying Peter should stop talking about it and kill himself.

Too bad Loren Michaels didn't send Pete Davidson to get funny.

Ariana can’t have two suicides in the same year over her.

Is this a CM type "Artie is going to get some help now but we're not firing him" kind of firing? If he just got fired from SNL then Christmas came early.

Unless in a week, he's back and saying he's bipolar..

Butthole eyes protruding.... Very rude!

Lorne "Token gesture of helping before this cast member dies" Michaels

He won't, he's just being an overdramatic chick about getting dumped.

how did a guy who bullied Stangle brothers out of the job become such a liberal asshole puss?

being surrounded by ultra neo liberals (snl crew and management) 24/7 will do that to a impressionable and not very bright teenage boy.

Pete's dad died on 9/11 so he could off himself because he's not dating a stuck up 9th grade girl anymore. Get a grip asshole.

Funny you say that about Lorne's track record. I was just thinking the same. Is it Lorne's way of secretly banishing them? I don't trust a thing like Ariana Grande either. Look at Mac Miller. Yes he probably struggled with substances before she came along, but he was also about to go on tour and was even playing Tiny Desk Concert, aka getting received in the jazz world. Now I actually feel sorry for Pete. He was not a great comic, had bad fashion sense and was part of a relationship betrayal thing, also he humiliated some radio show host on live air. Other than that, he's probably pretty harmless compared to others who run in the circles he does. At least he had enough game to become famous. I gotta give him that. Everything comes with a price. Even if you're not famous. I don't have to tell you that now do I?