Let's say hypothetically you knew Joe's address. So naturally you want to send him a Christmas present in the mail, what would it be?

1  2018-12-18 by blue_magoo_62

27 comments

A job

but he would hate that. why would you do this to him.

So tempting

A bra to holster that titty meat

Grainy photo of the mortician banging Ro's freshly-embalmed body.

Make a fake online store and send him an ad for counterfeit Chinese guitars. He seems to fall for that scam pretty often.

We dont need this, we're just shooting ideas around. May be remove this?

a dented frying pan with some hair sticking on it

Shotgun with a toe trigger! Good one, right?

Nah dude, ya shoulda said R. Budd Dwyer's lunch!

That's it. That's the line.

A fucking clue so he could perceive how god-awful and subhuman he is.

Some kind of animal turds vacuum sealed in a expensive electronic box, naturally.

I’d send him a glitter bomb cause he’s a faggot

A golden potato peeler with a note that says TYFYS

A paper bag to put over Carol's face while he fucks her.

With a man's ass drawn on it

A "card" so he can officially be card carrying racist.

cozy pair of socks

dogshit

Anthrax

A discount voucher for www.JoeCumia.com

A flaming turd

Alarm clock, so he can get his daughter on time for school