Theory of all that is relevant. Why Anthony Cumia became a pedo/trans-phile
1 2018-12-18 by Guatzelot
After Ant's disastrous marriage and the Jill Nicolini debacle, he as a moron, managed to reason himself to a belief that his past relationships with mature women failed because they were used products ruined by other even more moronic men. So at first, his stragedy to bypass sloppy-seconds was to look for insecure 18 year olds, but it didn't take him long to notice that young women who would have a relationship with him are bunch of trainwrecks who start fucking creeps like him at age 14. After that he started fantasizing about pre-teens and even younger ones but having relationships with them would be impossible for obvious reasons. Then came his grand idea. Find men who look like women. The chances of transwomen having past relationships is very low. This plan has now been put to a hold due to us, but I bet new "girlfriends" will surface in the future. It's only matter of time.
Yes, I'll accept the Nobel price. Thank you very much.
25 comments
1 Greeced_Lightning 2018-12-18
This is excellent, but you are not delving deep enough. Anthony is a vermin-like North African who can only excel as a parasite in a European-based colony, merely disguised as a swarthy Sicilian to begin with. In having the genes that are pre-selected to extremist ideology such as Sunni Islam, Anthony has a natural inbred predilection for such a culture. You may ask, "well, why does Nana try to adhere to white American consumerist culture?" and I say, aha! Because it is his adherence to being a freakish white man that led him to lucking out and making millions in the first place. Ultimately what we are left with is unadulterated (or actually, adulterated) racial scum that has a preference for raping and making the slave of mere children, but he must abide by Western moral laws and only fuck them as soon as they're legal to avoid incarceration.
So, why does he fuck mentally ill boys like Sue Lightning? Well, one could gather that he is so perverted and lacking of standards that he will copulate with anything that looks like an underdeveloped female. Muslims are no strangers to raping young boys. Ergo, Anthony has not abandoned his "traditional, conservative values" but has followed his genetic determinism in having sex with anything that looks like an immature and/or disturbed victim.
Feed Nana, btw.
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
I won't read the instructions for my meds, what makes you think I will read this?
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
This post is a scholarly paper on the true nature on Anthony Cumia. It wasn't supposed to concern you my good layman. Comments should only include other possible hypotheses.
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
Nana is a drunken kid-fucker. How's that hypothesis?
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
You're absolutely correct.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2018-12-18
Yes but we provided inexorable evidence. You can call him a kid-fucker all you like, but our reasoning can lead him into a courtroom and ultimately into the electric chair. We are doing Mel's work, sir.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-18
Sounds like someone is 100% Italian.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
An interesting theory but I believe you are glazing over a couple of the more fundamental biological and environmental factors, I.e. Joe Cumia Sr's homosexuality and the cruel and unusual behaviour he subjected young Anthony to.
Not only did Anthony (and Joseph Jr) inherit Joe Sr's homosexual genetics but they were exposed to constant life-altering negative experiences, both in the pre-divorce family home and later, when Pop decided he was the Cowboy in The Village People and made the choice to take "Go West" literally.
Whether it was witnessing Mommy take a beating for committing the sin of overcooked spaghetti, being raped à la carte by "Buzz" or dragged into the bushes by randy Mexican vaqueros, young Anthony was doomed and ruined from the start. Of course he went on to be an abusive degenerate with that DNA and upbringing.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
damn
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
TOO MANY WORDS
1 rahtin 2018-12-18
Did you pay the silver price?.... Or the Nobel price?
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
Oh, no.
1 SirSodomy 2018-12-18
He was fucking kids in his early 20s
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
At age 21 he propably had a mind of 15 year old. White trash and alike have uneven mental development in all facets of human mind and never reach maturity comprehensively.
Just look at bro Joe. He is mature enough to settle down with a woman who looks like a cave troll, while at the same time takes allowance from his little brother and tries to make a career out of a cover band.
1 aRTie02150 2018-12-18
You're an idiot for thinking the Cumia's are "white" trash.
1 SirSodomy 2018-12-18
So does that mean AntH’s pedophilia is acceptable because he identifies as a 15 year old?
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
Nope, just explains his behaviour.
1 JohnDough911 2018-12-18
You’re putting too much thought into this.
1 tjdon 2018-12-18
He was so fucking ugly that he could never date girls his own age. His only hope was to find a damaged hillbilly nitwit who would be impressed by his ability to drive, buy booze and smoke. So as a 20something he would find middle schoolers to rape statutorily. He’d say stuff like, “you should come see my band play, we’re playing a high school party near your house, you can sneak out. He never grew up from there.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-18
This too. He is still trying to compensate and make up for what he didn't do when he was younger, which also explains why he feels compelled to brag about it constantly.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
sue is an absolute babe
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
Outside of cock and balls she's a ok. Could be good at video games and might know something about sports.
1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-12-18
You're over thinking it dude. He's a fag.
1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-12-18
You're over thinking it dude. He's a fag.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-18
The really bizarre thing about his pedo tendencies is how he gloats about it like it's what "every" man would do if given the opportunity. Like how he brought a seventeen year old to his high school reunion and acted all smug about it, like every man there was "jealous" and "envied" him for being able to "score young poon" when actually they were either skeeved out or just plain laughing at the moron who brought some teenage skank to their reunion.
I'd bet anything (well, almost anything) that the tranny stuff involved some sort of "daddy" fetish/fantasy he has and a penis-sporting tranny whore was willing to play along and indulge him. As he ages and his radio "fame" dwindles away it's tougher and tougher to find young girls willing to prostitute themselves thus he had to turn to a he/she who was willing to participate in his weird age-play fetish.
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
I won't read the instructions for my meds, what makes you think I will read this?
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
This post is a scholarly paper on the true nature on Anthony Cumia. It wasn't supposed to concern you my good layman. Comments should only include other possible hypotheses.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-18
Sounds like someone is 100% Italian.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
An interesting theory but I believe you are glazing over a couple of the more fundamental biological and environmental factors, I.e. Joe Cumia Sr's homosexuality and the cruel and unusual behaviour he subjected young Anthony to.
Not only did Anthony (and Joseph Jr) inherit Joe Sr's homosexual genetics but they were exposed to constant life-altering negative experiences, both in the pre-divorce family home and later, when Pop decided he was the Cowboy in The Village People and made the choice to take "Go West" literally.
Whether it was witnessing Mommy take a beating for committing the sin of overcooked spaghetti, being raped à la carte by "Buzz" or dragged into the bushes by randy Mexican vaqueros, young Anthony was doomed and ruined from the start. Of course he went on to be an abusive degenerate with that DNA and upbringing.
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-18
Nope, just explains his behaviour.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
damn