1 2018-12-18 by throwawaymanthrows
One note hack.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-12-18
"You have a big dick? Have you ever asked Martha about different cocks she's had?"
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
He'd save that one for Lincoln.
"You've got big hands, dude. You've got to be packing at least 8, right?"
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-18
For Lincoln: so, your son was killed (hands flailing)
1 strappedjammypac 2018-12-18
"It said on the sheet you were shot in the head, could you elaborate on that?"
"It says here two of your other sons died of disease before their twelfth birthdays. Go."
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-18
Fuck, this could’ve been a break in 2010. Then Anthony would’ve jumped in with, “I bet Martha prefers that [beep sound effect] slave dick.”
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-18
"Have you ever used a slave as a dominatrix?"
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-12-18
He'd make some joke about wooden teeth and clits.
1 SibHashian13 2018-12-18
A big meaty pussy
1 alices_sunday 2018-12-18
Mmm imagine Washington's rancid ass mouth, wooden teeth and all, going to town on some good old fashioned corned beef.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-18
Something tells me colonial men of Washington's class didn't eat da coochie
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
Jimmy likes a giant clit. With a big head on it. And a couple of balls behind it.
1 CraiGorilla 2018-12-18
Nah thass maw like a dick or sumptin'!
1 danelawndo 2018-12-18
we don't make baby noises around here.
Strange, there was a time a bit of Literal Jim/Chippah action would have gone down a treat around here. I guess the sub has passed me by. sniff
Leave it alone.
I guess a niggas ribs ain't the only thing you got hurtin' today... :'(
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-18
You mean... his heart?
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-12-18
His anus. He raped him between comments
1 ClearBlueH20 2018-12-18
HA!
Tsss-tsss.
Valley Forge - the winter really tried to motherfuck you, didn’t it. Snow was a real problem.
1 white_hispanic 2018-12-18
'Wasn't General William Howe a ssssscumbag?'
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-18
"How'd it feel getting motherfucked by Benedict Arnold?"
That Charles Cornwallis is a PROBLEM, dude.
1 lispychicken 2018-12-18
"so that gun can only get one shot off every 15 minutes? I'm lucky to get one off every 5 days if you know that I mean, i gotta take this blue pill"
Imagine fence sitting Jim before the Civil War
"Its a tough one"
He would probably waffle back and forth during war and then after Union won try to ruin the professional lives of former slave owners
1 helobious1 2018-12-18
He'd maybe work with Jefferson Davis, but only under the right circumstances.
1 Spokker 2018-12-18
If I owned slaves I'd tell ya.
1 futotta_ratto 2018-12-18
He thought the Belle Knox interview was great.
1 simplexplodingman 2018-12-18
Big Jay: "You get any pussy from being the first president? Probably a lot right?"
1 LombardiRestStopSex 2018-12-18
"Have you ever left splinters in Martha's twat?"
1 kingship75 2018-12-18
That's pretty funny.
1 hitlerdidntdiein1945 2018-12-18
"So your mother died of breast cancer, did you find that difficult growing up?"
1 DJMCNFL 2018-12-18
"So you can't tell a lie? How do you wife's feet stink?"
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-12-18
So they listen to Stern and read Reddit for show prep. That's wonderful, best of luck to them.
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1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-12-18
"You have a big dick? Have you ever asked Martha about different cocks she's had?"
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
He'd save that one for Lincoln.
"You've got big hands, dude. You've got to be packing at least 8, right?"
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-18
For Lincoln: so, your son was killed (hands flailing)
1 strappedjammypac 2018-12-18
"It said on the sheet you were shot in the head, could you elaborate on that?"
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
"It says here two of your other sons died of disease before their twelfth birthdays. Go."
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-18
Fuck, this could’ve been a break in 2010. Then Anthony would’ve jumped in with, “I bet Martha prefers that [beep sound effect] slave dick.”
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-18
"Have you ever used a slave as a dominatrix?"
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-12-18
He'd make some joke about wooden teeth and clits.
1 SibHashian13 2018-12-18
A big meaty pussy
1 alices_sunday 2018-12-18
Mmm imagine Washington's rancid ass mouth, wooden teeth and all, going to town on some good old fashioned corned beef.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-18
Something tells me colonial men of Washington's class didn't eat da coochie
1 Phkna1 2018-12-18
Jimmy likes a giant clit. With a big head on it. And a couple of balls behind it.
1 CraiGorilla 2018-12-18
Nah thass maw like a dick or sumptin'!
1 danelawndo 2018-12-18
we don't make baby noises around here.
1 CraiGorilla 2018-12-18
Strange, there was a time a bit of Literal Jim/Chippah action would have gone down a treat around here. I guess the sub has passed me by. sniff
1 danelawndo 2018-12-18
Leave it alone.
1 CraiGorilla 2018-12-18
I guess a niggas ribs ain't the only thing you got hurtin' today... :'(
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-18
You mean... his heart?
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-12-18
His anus. He raped him between comments
1 ClearBlueH20 2018-12-18
HA!
1 CraiGorilla 2018-12-18
Tsss-tsss.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-18
Valley Forge - the winter really tried to motherfuck you, didn’t it. Snow was a real problem.
1 white_hispanic 2018-12-18
'Wasn't General William Howe a ssssscumbag?'
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-18
"How'd it feel getting motherfucked by Benedict Arnold?"
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-18
That Charles Cornwallis is a PROBLEM, dude.
1 lispychicken 2018-12-18
"so that gun can only get one shot off every 15 minutes? I'm lucky to get one off every 5 days if you know that I mean, i gotta take this blue pill"
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-18
Imagine fence sitting Jim before the Civil War
"Its a tough one"
He would probably waffle back and forth during war and then after Union won try to ruin the professional lives of former slave owners
1 helobious1 2018-12-18
He'd maybe work with Jefferson Davis, but only under the right circumstances.
1 Spokker 2018-12-18
If I owned slaves I'd tell ya.
1 futotta_ratto 2018-12-18
He thought the Belle Knox interview was great.
1 simplexplodingman 2018-12-18
Big Jay: "You get any pussy from being the first president? Probably a lot right?"
1 LombardiRestStopSex 2018-12-18
"Have you ever left splinters in Martha's twat?"
1 kingship75 2018-12-18
That's pretty funny.
1 hitlerdidntdiein1945 2018-12-18
"So your mother died of breast cancer, did you find that difficult growing up?"
1 DJMCNFL 2018-12-18
"So you can't tell a lie? How do you wife's feet stink?"
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-12-18
So they listen to Stern and read Reddit for show prep. That's wonderful, best of luck to them.
1 danelawndo 2018-12-18
Leave it alone.