How long till this one leaves him? Place your bets!

Christmas Eve in the middle of the meal, but Jimmy won't notice because he's on the phone. Cue teary vid while he still has his party hat on.

Youre still here?

Oh hello, Shimsham. How's your luthier friend (I hope that's what you meant by 'mate') - the one who makes the elusive single-cutaway 335. Or is there another word you would like me to look up? Like poltroon, I mean.

Was that all conversations we had? I only remember you saying you were leaving recently. Good memory, fuckin hell.

Leaving? No, I made a silly comment in reaction to a butterball in a pic. I should have used italics or some other jokey joke indicator. What are you doing up so early?

Yeah that was it. Im just still up.

Party? I'm trying to break into the dispensary before gym practice.

(s)He has other clients too Jim

won't make it past memorial day.

I’ll take MLK Day for the under

Vday plus suicide

Soiled panties

Yes, Jim. Unlike you, she owns more than three articles of clothing.

Those clothes do not look like anything that a modern American woman would wear.

Confirmed Jim is the client of a Nigerian he-she

Wouldn't say Nigerian, but light washed jeans that aren't purposefully trendy "mom" jeans and a baby pink and a cream knit sweater seems Central/Eastern European. And any woman that buys a suitcase probably won't choose the normal dark green one that everyone has. So it's a man or someone from Estonia

Has he never traveled with a woman. I guarantee trans women bring a whole lot more shit. Im confused

They need a lot more supplies to keep their pecker taped back

They double-plastic-bag their used undies so the smell doesnt cause vermin like jim to rummage through their luggage in the night

I suppose buying pecker tape at Walgreens is for Norton like a normal guy buying tampons for his girlfriend. Probably grabs some beef jerkey, a Hot Rod magazine and a roll of pecker tape.

She probably puts the “trans” in transatlantic flight.

She also Carry's your shit in "her" piss hole

If it is a woman and a trainer, he will start asking her if she has fucked her clients and how much bigger their dicks were than his to get turned on. Soon after, she leaves.

“She”

Let’s find out who she is and send her all the Princess Alena and the underage drunk girl rape evidence we have

a nice idea. lets make it so

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post title nails it. asinine.

“She goes to another school, you don’t know her.”

Vague douche, I hope she packed a blunt object.

I hope she packed a blunt object.

Into his asshole.

OH MY FUCKING GOD DOUCHE CHILLS

Nice hack girlfriend material, stupid. Hope he has some funny observations about how bad her cooking is, too.

His mom's in town.