Sit then peel. Easy

Not so fast. Joe likes his tators the way he likes his cocks. Uncut.

Oooooh nice job sir. If i was clever id make some joke about the potato becoming white after you peel it or something?

Then why don’t you, stupid.

Because i am not clever. I already mentioned that. I was also being sincere. It was a lot funnier than my comment.

And covered in a mans shit

Both at the same time. How the fuck do you think he got a Purple Heart?

Not so fast. Joe likes his tators the way he likes his cocks. Uncut.