He knew he was going on national TV and that's how he chose to present himself. Take one beach ball bellied bald old fuck. Add a $100 suit. Throw it on over an 82nd Airborne t-shirt and tie it all together with a pair of tennis shoes favored by old age pensioners and retarded people.
Wish there was video of the viewing at Casa Cumia the night it aired. He probably had the entire family plus hangers on there. Deafening silence at the end, nobody looking anyone in the eye, Joe revving his bike in the garage to drown out his screams of frustration.
Definitely Joe. Lange at least has the excuse of being a degenerate drug addict. Joe thought he looked sharp here wearing the best Anthony's money could buy.
The best part of this is that he was hyping the airing of his episode for a while and it hadn't even crossed his mind that even though he "won" the final edit would highlight what a hateable piece of shit he is and make the viewers root for the defendant. I love how angry he was at how the episode turned out.
55 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-17
I bet they gave him the suit jacket after he showed up in that t-shirt and jeans
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
Worse. That's Joe's idea of "smart casual."
1 alkiefuck 2018-12-17
exactly, don't give this prick the credit of showing up in jeans
he thought wearing slack trousers, a fag top, shitty blazer and white trainers were acceptable
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-17
I doubt that t-shirt has sleeves
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-12-17
Fucking great call
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-12-17
Nice Walmart shoes, stupid.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-12-17
Fuck you beat me to it. Awful shoes
1 quasi100 2018-12-17
i thought fags had good fashion sense?
1 Joseph_Spud 2018-12-17
That's just what hollywood tells you. Most gays I know would suck your cock for some pills.
1 boringoneliner 2018-12-17
Dat nigga got hospital shoes on
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-17
How dare you besmirch the beloved Nike Air Monarch!! It is the darling dad shoe of all Youtube!
1 FezzyMarie 2018-12-17
The old Nike Monarch. A staple in every boomers wardrobe
1 Skip4play 2018-12-17
Wants so bad for people to say " thank you for your service".
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
Plenty of people thanked him for his service, especially when it was taco night at Bragg.
1 Skip4play 2018-12-17
Then they told him to keep the change.
1 ObscurityBound 2018-12-17
or from the other side of the gloryhole
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-17
Also at the Plastic Bag Convention.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
He knew he was going on national TV and that's how he chose to present himself. Take one beach ball bellied bald old fuck. Add a $100 suit. Throw it on over an 82nd Airborne t-shirt and tie it all together with a pair of tennis shoes favored by old age pensioners and retarded people.
1 JimandFred 2018-12-17
$100 is being very generous.
1 ohmycawd 2018-12-17
either way, Ant paid for it.
1 moleguy9k 2018-12-17
Suit jacket*
1 JimandFred 2018-12-17
how does he fit in the Fiat?
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
With great difficulty.
1 ImaRetardedFag 2018-12-17
there's juuusst enough room in there for him to suck a man's cock
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-12-17
The old “Cumia test drive”
1 Otto-Ernst-Remer 2018-12-17
He looks like just got the Atlantic City bus to hit the penny slots
1 Jungies 2018-12-17
Shouldn't he be carrying his belongings in a bindle on the end of a stick?
1 3stepsbackward 2018-12-17
It was nice of him to dress up for his national television debut appearance.
1 JuulSantana 2018-12-17
His all outfit combined cost maybe $14. What a nigger this guy is.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-17
Niggers spend way more than that on clothes.
1 SibHashian13 2018-12-17
Damn. Joe has really become the superstar of this sub
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
His endless stupidity and aggressive loathsomeness is always a gift to fall back on in arid times.
1 olgravylegs 2018-12-17
The rest of them are just boring at this point. Ant's in obscurity, Opie's a boring dad who isn't even worth goofing on and Jim's an old closet case.
1 SibHashian13 2018-12-17
Joe is more high profile than all of them.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-17
Like a guinea Larry David
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
Minus the talent, brain and fortune.
1 deumae 2018-12-17
Wish there was video of the viewing at Casa Cumia the night it aired. He probably had the entire family plus hangers on there. Deafening silence at the end, nobody looking anyone in the eye, Joe revving his bike in the garage to drown out his screams of frustration.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
5 minutes later, "the libtards edited it to make me look bad" conspiracies begin.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-12-17
This mental image really sticks with me
1 frontbottombm 2018-12-17
He's like the guy at the gay gang bang that no one wants to fuck.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
Also known as, "the Norton."
1 G4mblog 2018-12-17
I don’t know what is worse
Artie throwing on whatever for real court
Or Samcro spending hours putting together this shit for fake court.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-17
Definitely Joe. Lange at least has the excuse of being a degenerate drug addict. Joe thought he looked sharp here wearing the best Anthony's money could buy.
1 Adamg20186 2018-12-17
“I got Court” starter pack.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-17
"Hey, Anth! I need some new shoes. Can I please have 50 bucks? Sears is having a a sale."
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-12-17
You know he had in mind that this appearance would be great for promoting 2U and absolve him from future problems with other venues.
Like he could point back to this national TV show as vindication that he is definitely NOT a racist or a pedophile.
1 lispychicken 2018-12-17
"what is a command used to give Jimmy"
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-17
The best part of this is that he was hyping the airing of his episode for a while and it hadn't even crossed his mind that even though he "won" the final edit would highlight what a hateable piece of shit he is and make the viewers root for the defendant. I love how angry he was at how the episode turned out.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-12-17
Fuck I want to read those tweets
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-17
Everything was on Facebook and Twitter. I think u/dropngo would probably the best one to volunteer to compile everything.
1 olgravylegs 2018-12-17
His ill fitting pants enrage me
1 snargfursk 2018-12-17
That about sums it up
1 realister 2018-12-17
only racists wear white sneakers to court.
1 lazyblogger914 2018-12-17
if so, god be with him.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-17
He really looks like a washed up wrestler minus so much as a hint of fitness.
1 Joseph_Spud 2018-12-17
That's just what hollywood tells you. Most gays I know would suck your cock for some pills.