post your moms beefers or gtfo

Should gotten a picture of them in the trash can.

Shoulda kept em for posterity

Is that what they call cum tributes now

You have us beggars confused with choosers.

My stepmother’s name is Nancy and she got breast cancer so we started calling her “Cancy” True story.

I just call mine "whore cunt" not as cleaver as yours I agree

Only a double? Not very cost-effective. She should have paid a little extra for a triple or quadruple mastectomy, as the PPTR (price per tit removed) cost goes down. You really start to see some savings at 6+, though. Your mom really took a bath on this one. What a fucking idiot.

With the kinda gear you can get on Amazon now, there is really no reason not own your own mastectomizer. Really easy way to make some money on the side too.

Just go to the deli and run them through a meat slicer. Make the family some cold cuts.

Your Mom is Tig Retardo?

what else did you and your mom talk about

So your dad was there as well, hope that warmed you

"When I was at my parents"

When are you not?

Also, my mom doesn't know who Pete Davidson is because she's not a stupit bitch like your stupit old bitch mom.

Also, my mom doesn't know who Pete Davidson is because she's not a stupit bitch like your stupit old bitch mom.

Nice stupids, stupid.

Shut your stupit ass you stupit fuckin' queer.

Again: my mom is not a stupit bitch and yours is a stupit bitch, RichardSlit.

I have it on good authority, that your mom is indeed quite a stupid fucking bitch. So stupid in fact, one might choose to refer to her as a "dumb cunt," instead if they so choose

He's got Butthole Davis eyes

Your mom was an Artie & Anthony type of lady? Does she say "HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!" and look to the left Everytime someone says something resembling a joke?

You have to repeat half the joke first... then pile on the fake laughs

> out of character for her, she's the live and let live AA type of lady

You might not be aware of this because you're too close to it, but alcoholism is rare enough in women that if it's so bad that they had to enter recovery, she has got some demons my friend. If it's out of character it's only because she keeps it bottled up, excuse the pun. Just letting you know.

She definitely used her mouth to pay some fines back in the day

Might want to check to see if her asshole was violated in the back of a Camaro or on top of a discarded door.

And then your dad said clean your fucking room. We need you out by the end of the year.

“Shut up you’re not my real dad” - OP probably

Your mom is African American? Lol

Last time I watched E News with my mom and dad I went out and collected those animal carcasses from my shed and had a party. The formaldehyde fumes really helped me tolerate Giuliana Rancic