Trying to raise awareness for mental illness

1  2018-12-16 by sams_seed

So that when Pete Davidson dies i can get some kind of credit, be linked to it in some way

Any ideas?

14 comments

Killing yourself would be a good bit. Then no one would doubt you were mentally ill and being tracked by the FBI, which you are.

Is that what a nigga gotta do to get attention these days.

Damn.

You said it not me.

Stoppp if i said that shit theyd lock me up immediately

Beware of false dichotomies. Why does she have to either be mentally ill or tracked by the FBI when it could be, and most likely is, both

twerking contest?

try the boiling water challenge? Walk up to a random white person and scald them with hot water and say it is to raise awareness for those afflicted with gang-stalking syndrome. You might even get featured on Vice and be invited onto that show In Hot Water on Compound Media conveniently located in midtown Manhattan.

if you drown your kids finally then you'll get in the news and spread awareness

Everyone will assume it was because they can't swim.

wear a sign, a-la die hard 3, in little haiti

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Start a go fund me for Pete to assist with his therapy bills

  1. Wear your glasses and title yourself an expert.
  2. Create a hashtag and have t-shirts printed. ‘SaneOrDie’ might work but I’m not an expert.
  3. Exploit Kenye’s inability to identify reality in some way and induct him into your new cult.
  4. Dress up as Ariana and taunt Pete into suicide.
  5. Send me pics of yourself as Ariana in something short and tight (this is important.)
  6. Actually just do step 5, I’ve lost interest.

Pete's not going to kill himself.

He's clearly on his way out at SNL - he's never in any sketches, and I bet he doesn't write any either. So, on his way in to "rehearsal" (for another show he's not even in) he tweets out a comment about being ready to die.

Hey presto, media fuss galore; and if Lorne fires him now he'll look like the world's biggest asshole.

Did you read the New York Times front page story on rogue cops in SW Florida stalking light skin black women?

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