Artie is going to be just fine, plenty of people have gone through this.

1  2018-12-16 by uptownshakedown

15 comments

Damn I never knew Chris Farley's nose had gotten that bad

Probably why he switched to injecting.

It frum tha moovy durty werk

fat guy in little coat?

Fat guy needs a little dope

Saigon whore bit my nose off

You’re making me REARRRY angry!

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Artie worked with Chris Farley, actually acted opposite him in Chris' last scene.

Didn't learn a fucking thing.

UH HUH

Time to pay the fiddler whore!

YOU!!!! BASTARD!!!!!!

Chris actually had talent and spent a lot of his time volunteering to charities.

Artie has no talent or morality.

So true - my favorite part is where you totally got the joke and then added all those really cool anecdotes about them personally.

How is it that in two days it'll be 21 years since Chris Farley died and Mr. Penis Pump nose "I have cocaine in my system on my 5000th court appearance" still lives?