preface:

Shortened versions of the opposing resumes:

Laverne and Sherley (ABC) - 1976 - 1983
Cindy Williams (of Laverne and Sherley) - guest spot for upcoming radio jocks - 199?
Opie and Anthony (WAAF Boston) - 1995 - 1998*
Opie and Anthony (WNEW New York) 1998 - 2004^
Opie and Anthony (XM Satellite, eventually SiriusXM) 2004 - 2014/2016%

*fired for reasons involving a Haitian prostitute, impersonating a police officer, and a vehicle in Florida driven by the former Mayor of Boston (who is now deceased due to a particularly aggressive cancer). The reason for the firing was that they claimed The Honourable Mumbles Menino was killed in the car accident. Adding to the duo's bad luck, a car accident was not deemed similar enough to cancer 20 years later, so it was deemed as false reporting. Despite the humble dispute resolution suggestion offered by Opie and Anthony of having pies thrown at them, they were eventually fired.

^ Fired for encouraging desecration of a holy place. Namely, blasphemous intercourse under the eyes of God, who has been trying very hard to stay celibate.

% At the height of their respective careers, Gregg "Opie" Hughes was fired from the show for being caught taking voyeuristic photographs of another coworker on the bathroom and Anthony Cumia was also fired for similar voyeuristic photography in NYC causing a fight between a POC, culminating in Anthony turning to Twitter to furiously tweet repeatedly and the superiority of the white race, African Americans similarities to monkeys, etc.

You can listen to the abomination here

Cindy took it on the chin (tsss) like a champ for how much she was disrespected during that appearance.
These assholes, admittedly hilariously, take her on an incredibly mean journey of forcing her to acknowledge over and over that she has been up to "nothing" since basically the day the show ended despite Penny Marshall appearing in multiple successful movies, which of course had nothing at all to do with the influence of her husband Rob Reiner.

Cindy was a true lady and didn't even give them the satisfaction of getting pissed off or anything, she just thanked them for the chance to be on their show and hung up. The Losers, thinking they destroyed her, actually just bothered an elderly woman who couldn't care less if she was an "It girl" or a "has-been". They thought they were gonna make her cry or something, but she was just like "whatever faggots". She experienced more success in the short time she was famous than O&A ever did or will.

Also, the one where the grief stricken sister of the Deep Throat whore was so desperate for money for a decent send off for the whore. she called O&A. Obviously during a moment of extreme weakness. only to have to listen to audio pornographic obscenity from the film. Again, funny as fuck, but way below the belt. Even without the child molestation and infant spit swapping and biting teenagers and tranny fucking and losing firearms like the're his keys in the morning, all the O&A guys are genuine pieces of trash. Although I legitimately struggled to find the "aside from..." bit for Opie, maybe that really is saying something. He is a cunt though.

Absolute best part of this whole debacle comes from the full version at around 3:10 she says, "yeah, well, you'll be here one day". How right you are Cindy. In the other video where they cut up all the funny parts only they totally remove the 20 minutes of grovelling they do to try to redeem themselves for being cunts afterwards.