I'm thinking he doesn't care about the workout, he just likes being dominated by a woman in public. That's why he eats egg whites and mustard. Not because he likes it, because he's a cuckolded little worm. He's such a deviant he can't distinguish the difference between a dominatrix and a physical trainer.
Just when you think we've diagnosed every possible flaw in Jim's mentally ill behavior, the dominatrix/trainer observation is a fascinating addition. Well done.
The fact that he's 50 years old, does shit like this and is still completely mystified why women don't want to have anything to do with him romantically speaks volumes. His lack of self-awareness is reaching Joe Cumia levels.
It wasn’t weird dude. Honestly I’d tell you if it was.....no we’re just friends. it’s weird man I can’t think about my friends sexually. Honestly there wasn’t any kind of vibe.
Wow thats pretty shitty that a woman you supposedly know pretty well wont even give you a friendly peck on the cheek. Just a fake one from 9 inches away because she is secretly digusted by your face and only spends time around you because she gets paid to.
Imagine pressuring your female trainer to go out with you because you're a lonely fag.
Poor girl has to comply because she'll lose a client.
Does she have a bf? I can just see her explaining "i gotta go get dinner with this weird little wormy looking dude so he doesnt get pissy and spit on the floor"
31 comments
1 MonsterSteve 2018-12-15
Faggot
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-15
A boring faggot
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-12-15
See Allen? I’m totally over you.
1 GWARscientist 2018-12-15
Splits is splitsville see. This token train is over fella.
P.S. Miss your smell.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-12-15
Good thing he never worked out around toxi male energy.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-12-15
Dead eyes, dead smile.
1 clauge 2018-12-15
He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.
1 Jaded_Dragon_2018 2018-12-15
This is the shit you would expect on a 38 year old soccer mom’s profile with her yoga instructor. I can’t believe this guy used to be considered edgy
1 satsamsit 2018-12-15
I think it is edgy to take care of yourself in today's angry world! Am I right, peeps?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-15
Well, he is a comedian, and laughter is the best medicine! Maybe he isn’t just growing up, but growing in, you guys.
1 satsamsit 2018-12-15
Sometimes ya just gotta put on a wig and go ARGH! ya know?! Totally healthy.
Jim's using characters to try to reach us, and we need to accept him!
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1 this_light 2018-12-15
WE GET IT JIM, YOU TRAIN, YOU EAT WELL. You’ve also shown zero physical progress since 2014, Fucking slug.
1 RJPennyweather 2018-12-15
Probably because he doesn't actually workout.
I'm thinking he doesn't care about the workout, he just likes being dominated by a woman in public. That's why he eats egg whites and mustard. Not because he likes it, because he's a cuckolded little worm. He's such a deviant he can't distinguish the difference between a dominatrix and a physical trainer.
1 satsamsit 2018-12-15
Just when you think we've diagnosed every possible flaw in Jim's mentally ill behavior, the dominatrix/trainer observation is a fascinating addition. Well done.
1 AntsCamera 2018-12-15
I never seen someone so willing to be a friendzoned cuck to so many people and keep doing it.
I love how he seeks validation through these people and they use and dump him. Right Amy?
1 BroderickTheGreat 2018-12-15
Nice progeria, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-15
The fact that he's 50 years old, does shit like this and is still completely mystified why women don't want to have anything to do with him romantically speaks volumes. His lack of self-awareness is reaching Joe Cumia levels.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-12-15
When none of your friends like you, your €mp£o¥€€$ will always be there!
1 halfwholediminished 2018-12-15
yeah jim keep giving free meals to chicks who will never fuck you, fucking doormat.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2018-12-15
Fuck you fag get back under theporch.
1 TehSamurai01 2018-12-15
Shit like this is why I try to stay off FaceBook. There are too many middle-aged people on there making asinine posts like this.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-12-15
great word for it
1 nointernetforyou 2018-12-15
I hate Jim Norton.
1 lrkr526 2018-12-15
Not a hint of irony.
1 djexpat 2018-12-15
It wasn’t weird dude. Honestly I’d tell you if it was.....no we’re just friends. it’s weird man I can’t think about my friends sexually. Honestly there wasn’t any kind of vibe.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-12-15
Fez is way braver than this fruit.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2018-12-15
Wow thats pretty shitty that a woman you supposedly know pretty well wont even give you a friendly peck on the cheek. Just a fake one from 9 inches away because she is secretly digusted by your face and only spends time around you because she gets paid to.
1 ucfgavin 2018-12-15
I'm embarrassed that he used to be my favorite comedian.
1 -AnonymousDouche 2018-12-15
Haha, Jim can't get time from women unless he pays them. Hey Jim, Danny DeVito can get pussy, it's not because you're ugly.
1 xD_in_2016 2018-12-15
Imagine pressuring your female trainer to go out with you because you're a lonely fag.
Poor girl has to comply because she'll lose a client.
Does she have a bf? I can just see her explaining "i gotta go get dinner with this weird little wormy looking dude so he doesnt get pissy and spit on the floor"