I bet she sweats lard at this point. Fucking landwhale

Jonah Hill can't decide if he wants to be fat or skinny.

I heard they hired him as her understudy for the Barbie movie. Whoever pulled the plug on that shit deserves a raise.

How ‘bout dead?

I bet the cloven hooves and horns tear her apart coming out.

Christ, I swear to God I thought this was photoshoped.

She has a personal doctor come to her house and give her an IV drip for pregnancy? What a fucking fat weak bitch.

Eating from her mouth wasn't enough. She needs a constant drip of bacon grease to deal with pregnancy cravings

My sister is 8 months pregnant and she only just took maternity leave this week. She doesn't look like an obese trailer park welfare queen either.

Fuck Big Amy!

Is she hot?

Every woman who has ever been pregnant must be furrowing their eyebrows at this fat goofy bitch.

I hate how pregnant women act tough. All they do is just sit there and bear it, it's not like it's an active choice. Not to mention they bitch and moan the entire time

She reminds me of John Goodman here

There is no doubt in my mind she behaves like Dan Conner when he was angry every second of the day. I don't even feel sorry for her husband. I hope one day he snaps and caves her head in with a rock. Pregnant women are intolerable. I can't even imagine Amy Schumer.

Hopefully Goodman’s character from Barton Fink shoots her too

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You're growing.

A glowworm uses its glow to attract food and to burn off its waste

Scusting!

My fiance worked as a floor nurse at a nursing home up until the day she gave birth and this Manatee can't even get off her couch to steal jokes or go to the doctor. I assume she is a joy to be around, thoughts and prayers to the guy who fathered the calf.

Congrats on the engagement!

Now she can get her Hagen Daaz without using her jaw muscles.

I hope she dies and they find out there was no baby, she was just a fat pig

She pushes in the birthing room and only shit comes out

These are great times we're living in.

Did she lose a tooth?

ugh look at those awful saggy grandma-tits

She's ripping off Sam Hyde's bit

So can someone fill me in on why this pregnancy is hard on her? Is it her age? Is it her weight? Is she just a fucking useless pussy? What is it?

She's a fat, self-indulgent cunt.

She's growing, not glowing.

Fortune feimster looking ass

This looks like a memorial for gilbert grapes mom.

Mama Hog going to be giving birth to her piglet.

My sister is 7 months pregnant, still works full time and hasn’t become a bloated monster. She’s acting like having a baby takes some kind of horrific toll on you like a disease. You were created to bear children stupid.