I’m glad to see Artie Lange is taking his sobriety seriously this time

Imagine how awful those tits look

I actually have a pic of them here NSFL obviously

Jesus why did i click that.

To jerk off

Is that from that Goldie Hawn movie?

And that was before she was pregnant.

Better than I expected

She was looking good then.

He at asshole will be all packed up with droids. Fuck her unfunny slob.

btw, that's her gut. No baby bump yet.

She looks like Steven Avery's mom

She looks like Steven Avery

gunt

“So what if I gained another 80 lbs? I’m gonna deliver a 6-9 lb baby!”

Rubenesque. Like she ate every Reubens in art history.

"Like the sandwich" is the traditional line there.

It's a fine tradition.

That poor baby will come out retarded.

Yes and a nephew to piece of shit Chuck Schumer. Crooked heeb.

She’s a crook, too. Bitch comes from an upper-middle class family stealing toiletries from the store like a common nigger.

She'll just have to tell it how brave she is being by letting her arterial plaque block the blood flow to its brain

Big Amy piggin out on the couch, gunt protruding, very disrespectful!!!

Tits in armpits. Face bloated. SAD!

I hope she refuses to vaccinate it, and it kills her and anyone who lives within 10 miles of her.

Haha you guys used to fawn over this.

I think you're lost

She used to look good.

Are you talking to Jimmy? Because I'm pretty sure nobody here has fawned over this pig

I thought she said she was going to try to stop looking super fuck-able?

Rush Limbaugh finally looks happy .

Long ass finger lookin bitch

That bit has always ~lacked verisimilitude~ been bullshit.

If I saw Amy at Walmart I'd be startled to see another white person there, and where I live is over 90% white. Walmart is Mecca for the kind of people you see in Mecca (and Lagos and Bogota and Calcutta), not for Artie's audience.

She looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Hoooooooooe!

The hack part is right, at least.

TOUGH GUY!!!

Beef gravy IV.

Who put in that IV, Stevie Wonder?

"Can you grab my warshin' stick? Mama's watchin' her stories."

Buzz your girlfriend, woof

Holy shit, good call. She looks just like her.

Buzz's girlfriend is a boy wearing a wig. The production staff thought it would be too mean to use a picture of a real girl.

Lmao that’s the first thing that came to my mind

You can get a lard IV ?

I bet she's not even pregnant. This just gives her an excuse to shovel food into her face and get fatter.

She might really think its a baby, but we all know its just gas.

She's definitely pregnant but only did so for the reasons you've stated above and because the Jew in her knows that the only way for her to continue making money acting is as the "wacky mom" character.

Is she stuck between two king sized beds?

Keith The Cop Slob!

Cabbage patch https://i.imgur.com/09jq2gt.png

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I thought this was a photoshop. What a mess.

So beautiful. So brave.

Jeselnik dodged a catastrophe

luckily he got more famous first and bailed, or his life would be a nightmare trying to be the pilot fish off whale amy's career

I dodged one just as bad. I bought an engagement ring for some real sweet pussy when I was a 20 year-old fool. Bitch married a Rican, went down to Florida and is about 230 lbs now

Elsewhere women deliver on their work break, but this pampered lard harpy needs a drug pump.

dear god is that really her

Her body is catching up to her face...

Ronnie B?

Aaaaahhhhhh! Help!

Jesus Christ I am fat fuck myself but goddamn she looks horrible

The father was a water buffaler.

https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo

Netflix and Chill - Midwest edition

I am no doubt missing something... but what's with the IV?

It's lard.

Even her teeth are fat.

Why is this broad so hate-able?

Erock?

It's Erik Nagel

Evidently amy marrying a chef has the same outcome as artie marrying a heroin manufacturer

Cunt gut, fucking pig.

No way she's not getting a cesarean.

Pregnancy can do weird shit to a woman. For example, it’s turned Amy Schumer into Andy Milonakis.

Buzz, your girlfriend! WOOF!

Fuck she looks like my wife lol

What’s up with the zombie bite on her hand?

Looks like Erock is taking his transition well

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The most dishonest thing ever aired during the history of OnA was when Amy made her in-studio debut, and all three guys talked up her alleged hotness.

water buffaler

size 6

There was a time when she first started going on O&A where she didn't look great but she also didn't look bad. Now she just looks like she's trying to become human playdough.

Jesus why did i click that.

Is that from that Goldie Hawn movie?

And that was before she was pregnant.

Better than I expected

She was looking good then.