disgusting

that ADA is cute as hell.

guys, so this is the second time or video from last month?

This is from today.

When he stabbed himself I wanted him to pull through. Now I know it would have been better if he'd died.

What happened to his nose wholly shit

He put a copious amount of drugs up it and his septum rotted away.

Here’s a slobber free version of the same video.

https://youtu.be/mZndIScuRqk

He looks like a mummified circus clown.

Artie's lawyer should donate some of his nose to him.

Why couldn’t he put on a collared shirt? Or even a fucking haircut?

They zoomed into his dirty sweater lol

I had a friend who really liked Artie Lange and definitely internalized his "Look at me, I'm a wild and crazy drug addict" persona. Now he's perma-fried after messing with too much of the wrong combination of drugs. And I know people are responsible for their own behavior. But since I will never get my old friend back, I'm glad to see this drug-promoting, bloated sack of shit and his stupid rotting pumpkin face continue the downward spiral.

Fuck you, Artie Lange. Eat shit and die.

YUP

I love the Lawyer's reaction when Artie says he wants to address the court

I'd fuck the Judge.

Also he had benzos, amphetamines, cocaine, and suboxone. I mean thats the kind of cocktail that kills people, hes trying to die. Damn.

Artie explaining that cocaine was in his system but shouldnt be, is what kept him out of jail

I'd fuck the Judge.