There's gotta be a circle of these bitches that text back and forth on what a pathetic fuck he is.
"He came over the one night to talk about an upcoming gig and he was wearing those same maroon pants and KISS shirt. We were sitting on the couch and he not so subtly slid closer to me and then I stood up and walked to the kitchen. He started blinking uncontrollably and went back to talking about the gig."
After coming into the diner every day for a month and leaving 150% tips he finally said hello. We agreed to go on a date. He suggested I come to his apartment at 2am after his set. I told him I didn't go to men's apartments on the first date and suggested we go for a coffee instead. He said "fine" but was CLEARLY annoyed about it, but I was committed at that point. He got dropped off at the starbucks by a homunculus even though I think he only lives a block away, and it was obvious he had taken a lot of cialis which was confusing. I tried to tell him about my favorite coffee spots in Manhattan and he lectured me for 15 minutes about how they all suck and he only drinks starbucks. I finished my chai really quickly and made an excuse to leave, he creepily told me I was special. He dick picked me 12 times over the next week and I quit the diner to avoid him. Someone told me he was crying on instagram over me.
"She" looks familiar, most likely in a Rich Vos tier of tranny porn, that Kathy Griffin looking whore Lanie was bringing porn slobs to radio shows and this one might have been tagging along
32 comments
6 call_me_winston 2018-12-14
the teeth match the shirt
1 Icon_Crash 2018-12-14
Nice teeth stupid.
3 sams_seed 2018-12-14
Still prettier than bams seed
2 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-14
Aren't you bams_seed? Is this a multiple personalities thing?
4 sams_seed 2018-12-14
If I act like im in on the bit theyll think it dont bother me 😳
3 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-14
Carry on...
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-12-14
Hey now! Stop!
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-12-14
I disagree
3 ThatsSoOverrated 2018-12-14
"Seduce". Jim has two moves: "How much?" and "Would you like to open for me on the first Saturday of June?"
1 Snake_____86 2018-12-14
There's gotta be a circle of these bitches that text back and forth on what a pathetic fuck he is.
"He came over the one night to talk about an upcoming gig and he was wearing those same maroon pants and KISS shirt. We were sitting on the couch and he not so subtly slid closer to me and then I stood up and walked to the kitchen. He started blinking uncontrollably and went back to talking about the gig."
2 aprosbro 2018-12-14
After coming into the diner every day for a month and leaving 150% tips he finally said hello. We agreed to go on a date. He suggested I come to his apartment at 2am after his set. I told him I didn't go to men's apartments on the first date and suggested we go for a coffee instead. He said "fine" but was CLEARLY annoyed about it, but I was committed at that point. He got dropped off at the starbucks by a homunculus even though I think he only lives a block away, and it was obvious he had taken a lot of cialis which was confusing. I tried to tell him about my favorite coffee spots in Manhattan and he lectured me for 15 minutes about how they all suck and he only drinks starbucks. I finished my chai really quickly and made an excuse to leave, he creepily told me I was special. He dick picked me 12 times over the next week and I quit the diner to avoid him. Someone told me he was crying on instagram over me.
1 literalotherkin 2018-12-14
Just out of interest: Who's the 'homunculus' in this fine piece of creative fiction?
3 aprosbro 2018-12-14
Kenny
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-12-14
He's the humungulus
1 BoatHack2 2018-12-14
Everyone knows Patrice is humungulus.
1 anorock13 2018-12-14
I love O and A fan fiction!
1 Kalikhead 2018-12-14
Ahhh. An AD & D fan...
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-14
Who or what the fuck is that?
1 xyniphis 2018-12-14
Beetlejuice
1 lowend73 2018-12-14
Smiley
1 Dog-Pecker-Fly 2018-12-14
"She" looks familiar, most likely in a Rich Vos tier of tranny porn, that Kathy Griffin looking whore Lanie was bringing porn slobs to radio shows and this one might have been tagging along
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-12-14
I love girls with sexy lil flaws. It builds character
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-14
Agreed. A smoming hot girl with a big nose is perfect. She's still cute, but you know she got teased growing up.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-12-14
Easy to neg
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-14
And they give great head. Something about airflow. Its the same reason they're great singers.
1 Sockucucka 2018-12-14
It's like fucking a skinny, white Patrice. So nothing like fucking Patrice I guess. Boo.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-12-14
I liked it.
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-12-14
Age.
1 CyrusChipperson 2018-12-14
My hand is prettier after it was run through a meat grinder
1 embiggens-us-all 2018-12-14
nice teeth, stupid.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-12-14
Nice teeth stupid.