Look at how this pontificating dolt fantasizes about being persecuted for his beliefs and someday being a SAG cardholder thanks to The People's Court.

1  2018-12-13 by StuntPeckah

33 comments

More like a FAG card.

Joe has geniunely earned that one a thousand times over.

His pocket is full of confetti from punching it every time he sucks a dick

You paint quite the picture!

You paint quite the picture, sir!

He definitely carries that card

Already taken. The first ever board gossip segment mentioned starting the Fez Allegiance Gang and giving out FAG cards

Racists shouldn't be able to enter contracts

a free lunch gets two exclamation points and four consecutive capitalizations

You don't think the business owner/defendant was sharing his love of free lunch on social media before the case and factoring it into his decision of whether to appear on national television?

The only SAG this guy is gonna see are from his old ass wife's titties.

She is NOT wife material

Or his own.

"It would be great publicity for both parties."

"I would make him look like the moron he is within seconds."

"AND SOME TASTY SAMMICHES for lunch, ta-boot!!"

The first two didn't happen for Joe but did for the bar owner. His bar publicized that they don't tolerate hate speech and The Leech made a fool of himself within seconds. Hopefully those "tasty sammiches" were worth it, Joe.

Tasty sammiches

Him and Anthony do the same thing and I want to bash them with a hammer.

Opie asking for "a sambo!" cuts through me worse though.

It should be legal to zap babytalking adults with a cattle prod. Especially old creeps like them.

In hindsight, this is hilarious. Joe goes on AMD on about how embarrassing people's court would be for the other guy. Yeah, Joe prevailed. But he did not look good and the other guy was totally sympathetic

Racists write contracts full of typos- ‘catagory’? Illiterate faggot

This is the first time I took a look at the contract itself and almost couldn't believe it. Is spell check too much effort for a legal document Joe?

Fucking idiot.

Catagory sounds like his exciting new group that covers music by several bands across several different genres.

You missed "recieved", "cancellation" and "cancelation", and referring to himself as both "Musician" and "artist".

Both spellings are technically correct but alternating makes you look foolish, especially with these spelling errors.

"Musician" was defined as Brother Joe Entertainment, so a decent lawyer might have been able to argue he only needs to prorate the 'pay the artist (2U) in full' for just President Joe.

Also, lolol that of course he bolds the "PAY ME MONEY" part of the contract.

TASTY SAMMICHES

This sounds like some kind of pizzagate code.

The producer didn't invite you on because they found your case so compelling, Joe. They put you on the show because they knew they could mine plenty of entertainment from you making an ass out of yourself like the witless oaf you are. You're a circus monkey they threw peanuts to dance for the audience's amusement.

You don't think they did it to better enshrine the rights of Racist-Americans everywhere?

So the conservative crusading dullard covets membership in a labor union? Jesus, Joe.

Does his dumb band's contract really contain the word "catagory"?

Silence us so WE CAN'T SHOW THE WORLD

I've never encountered somebody with such a completely unearned sense of importance as this utter retard.

>Brother Joe Entertainment, Inc - Joseph Cumia, President

still amazes me how hard you can try to make yourself sound important and still sound like a cuck. The name is just a callout to his riding on his brother's success.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Sirius XM claimed that "Brother Joe" is a character from a radio show they own(ed), and thus their intellectual property? He'd lose the one thing his brother didn't buy him!

I can be as racist as I want and you still have to pay me. Checkmate libtard.

Some people are just dolts.

You said it, Joe.

I really dont like bloggers.

You don't think they did it to better enshrine the rights of Racist-Americans everywhere?