"Come with me if you want to cum."

1  2018-12-13 by dropngo

45 comments

the tardinator

arnold stolenvalor

the low-t 1000

Damm bro don’t hog all the puns

i had more

Go

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the sperminhaler

terminal aids 3: eyes on all the queens

did you know the guy who played miles dyson is named Joe Morton

Joe's nickname at the Big Apple Ranch is 'Dyson'

Terminator: Rise of the Moorish Sheens

Terminator: Almost Genesis

Terminator: Salivation

The Termitator.

The story of the final battle of man and potato.

Gay man*

ComeManBlow Chode-al Recall [child] Predator

"I need your cock, your balls and your motorcycle"

This was the best line of 2018.

Neck like a stack of dimes. Head like his brother's asshole egg.

"Come with me if you want a blowjob"

What a faggot

"I now know why you fry"

His service motto

The TermiGAYtor

"I'll be back.....to peel the rest of those potatoes."

"I now know why you work, but it is something I can never do."

this is underrated

TFW you hear "No Joe, the Apple Ranch is closed today".

What happend to SamcroJoe, he used to close his eyes when taking pics with sunglasses

"Fuck your asshole"

Listen, and understand. The Brother Joe is out there. It can’t be bargained with without being swindled. It can’t be reasoned with because it's fucking retarded. It doesn’t feel shame, or embarrassment, or self-awareness. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your child's salivary glands are dead.

Nice hairline and purple lens sunglasses, faggot

He has his eyes open this time at least.

his brother: “cum in me if you want to come

Do old ladies his age even wear earrings at that point??

Looks like he just pulled up to the truck stop for the george michael special. Old flabby faggot.

It's in our nature to destroy ourselves

WHY does he do this? All jokes aside, straight men just don't do this.

Because he’s a leather daddy who wants to show off his sweet ass jacket to any twink that will care.

What a hideous orangutan

"Live with me if you want to cum"

Pasta la vista, baby

"I'll bare back..."

Live with me if you want to cum

It's cold out here!

FBA Andrew Dice Clay

“My CPU is a neuro cock processor, a queering computer”

Turnpike cocksucker, tap your toe and I drop and blow.

The FUTURE'S not set. There's NO fate but WHAT we make for OURSELVES. #libtards #almostjourney #StarveNana

I’m at a place on Pico boulevard called Big Apple Ranch!

Now it's Chinese Guitars, cadillacs, shitty U2 music

judgement gay

the sperminhaler

terminal aids 3: eyes on all the queens

did you know the guy who played miles dyson is named Joe Morton