My favorite post to hit the front page of r/all

1  2018-12-12 by TranthonyRapesKids

104 comments

I'd tell you if I was a Nazi, I genuinely would

I love this place

That homo was so mad that he poured out his fruity little heart only to discover he’d been hornswoggled by one of our drunken racists and Anthony the child predator, 😂 😂

Hahaha that’s my favorite comment that wasn’t removed by the mods. There was one guy going through everyone’s post histories to see if they were O&A subscribers and “warning” people not to upvote their comments. Also another guy sending messages to the OP with cringey insults like “Kill yourself you cringey slime all Nazi fuck”. It’s just funny that these guys get so uppity over fucking Reddit karma that they compare people with ill-gotten Reddit karma to people who murdered Jews and conducted human experiments.

Hahahaha, that's an interesting point.

Because u came onto their board & fucked around, you're now in league w/ men who would take jewish twins, and fuse them together by their genitals while injecting their eyeballs with strange chemicals to make their eyes blue....

Any pictures of this for masturbatory purposes?

Go on Wikipedia and look up Josef Mengele. Guy would take identical twins and inject something horrible into one of them. If the one died, he would kill the other then compare the autopsies for “””science”””. This is what one doctor said about him:

He was capable of being so kind to the children, to have them become fond of him, to bring them sugar, to think of small details in their daily lives, and to do things we would genuinely admire ... And then, next to that, ... the crematoria smoke, and these children, tomorrow or in a half-hour, he is going to send them there. Well, that is where the anomaly lay.

That’s how evil you are when you illegitimately obtain internet points on Reddit

Seriously, u just summarized one of the most evil men to ever walk the earth...and these ppl will lump you into same category of this man...for disagreeing with their view.

Because u fucked around on an Internet forum - you are just like the men who put jewish children in ovens.

After the war America must have been so happy to find those findings so they didn't have to do it themselves. Now we know what happens when you fuse twins together by their genitals and inject their eyes with poison.

I fucking love science.

I was reminded of how faggoty reddit was when i trolled some guy by editing a screenshot to make him look like a racist that he actually went through my post history and linked a bunch of shit, edited each of his comments 5 times, and kept replying to my comment asking if I was still there. I know it's naive of me but god damn it's easy to forget the level of faggotry the users here reach, and how little of a life users have to give a shit about karma. It feels like driving your car for so long then getting on a public bus and seeing the scum that regularly use it, you forget and are shocked these people exist.

Haha. Dude you know they have a fucking Firefox extension for that specific purpose. Like the browser extension automatically digs up a Reddit user’s participation in said “hatereddits”. It’s called Masstagger haha look it up. Hahahaha how gay is that??

Reddit attracts such spergs. I've seen so many examples of people getting so offended they go above and beyond like that.

These are the same faggots that repost other people's content all the time for internet points.

It's the best. Fuck that weirdo

It would take a catastrophic turn of events for this place to not soothe me when I realize that no matter how fucked up our present/past sitatuons are/were, we’re still happier and more well-adjusted than these maniacs from the O&A universe. I wear my civilian badge with pride and honor.

Nice badge, stupid

Nice edit lol

Look at the faces of Anthony and the troubled young girl in that picture. He really is a fucking repugnant creep.

Yeah, gotta be pretty damaged to fall for a guy like Ant.

Tell your daughters they're smart or else they'll fuck your old classmates.

What do I have to tell my daughter to get her to fuck me?

I dunno but you'd definitely be saying it with a Southern accent. Hey-o!

And if they're not damaged beforehand they certainly are after =]

I love when normies overreact and call people from this place shit like "nazi sympathizers" or "white supremacist".

Haha. “You fraudulently obtained Reddit karma? You’re no better than people who forced Jews to dig their own graves before murdering them and conducted horrific human experiments on live patients!!”

Can someone explain why upvotes are so damn important?

Fucking with the former hosts of your favorite radio show is hilarious. THIS i understand.

But why do people care about upvotes?

Because the rest of reddit is filled with needy faggots

Dopamine addiction. Desire for validation.

(you)s are life

I think he meant it more literally, as in he looked through the post history and found what he deemed to be "nazi sympathizing" comments. He was trying to cancel out the humiliation of his embarrassing comment with, "look look look! he posts nazi shit!" just take the hit, faggot.

He was "heating up."

Well Jesus Christ dude, are you new here?

it's crazy that every time one of those names are thrown out, you can be almost 100% sure that it isn't true.

Faith in humanity partially restored. Not all heroes wear capes. Weird flex but okay. I am so distraught that you are a Nazi sympathizer!!!

Now THAT’S what I call Reddit!

"I'm not crying you're crying"

To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. ayy lmao. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 10/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. You are a rare pepe. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your post that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches, and that's just, like, your opinion, man. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with dank memes, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Gym up, delete lawyer, hit the facebook, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's a cop, in which case he'll just taze me bro

Did ya?

Who hurt you?

You forgot Edit: Wow! This blew up....

The "sympathetic redditor" is one of my most hated fags on this site.

Person: When I was a kid my cousin would pick on me sometimes.

Fag: Oh my god, I'm so sorry that happened to you. PM me if you ever need to talk.

Dude the OP actually got a bunch of weird Reddit DMs from girls with daddy issues after making the post. Kinda leads me to believe that even if you’re an ugly middle aged truck driving racist pedophile (99% of Anthony’s fan base), you can still score some young tang by pretending to be a “Former homeless alcoholic who got his shit together”. Not sure how that has anything to do with your comment but for some reason this is what I immediately thought of when I read it haha.

Hmmm....I may have to work on an alt account. I mean, I hate girls with pink hair and pussyhats, but I haven’t had anyone play with piece in a while...

Probably because you use expressions like "play with my piece"

good lord

Uh oh

Hell yeah big homie

I know him personally. u/Sicogon got banned for this post by the tool man, but we still keep up.

salut

What about current homeless alcoholics?

racist pedophile

You aren't lisping enough you cocksucking faggot.

If you say you're a widow you can get away with anything.

It has everything to do with his comment: you both described willingly duped saccharine types who throw serious emotional weight into the slightest of promptings.

That’s basically all the AMA subs consist of. That, and comments like “first, let me tell you how brave you are for posting this...”

Hey man, I just want you to know I'm sorry you think this way.. but hey, I've been in your shoes too and know where this anger comes from. If you ever want to talk about it, PM me your butthole puckering questions I can answer.

3 pm's in: Actually I would love to go out with you, and maybe kiss you!

Ron pointed it out best on his show when he would do those Fez deja-vu episodes and he would tell the callers he didn't want to get into an AA meeting vibe with everyone trying to one-up each other's horrible stories.

/u/_HexMan, you're a faggot.

The worst is when there is a terrorist attack, somebody will say "My sister works in the area...haven't heard from her....." And another redditor (who was JUST made aware the sister's existence) will respond with "Tell me you've heard from her......please tell me you've heard something..."

Just phony self righteous empathy pouring from their precious little hearts.

Imagine expressing genuine emotions on the internet or seeking catharsis on fucking redddit. Everyone who does this should be culled.

r/offmychest is the fucking worst. Posts like "Im thinking of committing suicide" or "On this day last year, my girlfriend died." Buncha lonely fucking losers getting sympathy because they need attention and retards fall for it all day. Its fucking gross

You forgot the part where the fag makes it about them.

HOWS THAT FEEL FUCKER?

A nazi sympathizer....

Using that term like it's an insult

This board needs more Nazi sympathizers.

It's amazing just how gay most of reddit is. People on here would watch their parents burn alive for upvotes. And tell their shitty life story any chance they get. Lets stick to Opie podcast reviews, and beefer pics, people.

This is perfect.

I was a stupid O&A listener up in Boston in the 90's and remember laughing my ass off at their shit. Looking back I realize I was only in my 20s and an absolute moron. I also thought Adam Sandler's movies were funny back then. Then they were syndicated and all over the country as well as XM and I still fell for it. Now I look back and cringe at the shit I laughed at trying to be edgy. The stupid Jim Norton jokes about getting a rim job or liking the taste of a vagina after a long day, that he repeatedly says. Their all just complete idiot's. Oh, and I see Ant is still as ravaging as ever. I'm surprised Bosely isnt using that pic in their commercials.

r/nobodyasked

Well that's too fucking bad isnt it. I wasted your time reading it, that's the important part.

You seem like a real winner.

Their all just complete idiot's.

Is this Bobby Kelly's account?

Their all just complete idiot's.

Now ya all cuhltured and shit eh

Ah, there's my comment. That was a good day

Hey man, congratulations!

“OP is a Nazi sympathizer” I fucking hate people

Hahaha ha hoooo leeeeee shiii

I got banned for that sub for a similar post but I can’t remember what it was

Nice story stupid.

Anyone who says shit like faith in humanity is a brainlet nancy.

Nothing worse than an uppity nigger bitch jew

the fact that he didn't delete his comment and just adit his dumb little 'EDIT" when he found out it was fake is so fucking pathetic. How embarrassing. At least admit you fell for a funny prank, faggot.

She’s at least 15 there. Disgustingly old. I’m assuming aunth is grooming the womb. Groombing if you will..

You jerkoffs keep getting stuff like this heavily upvoted in random subs, I appreciate it.

You guys are fucking horrid.

I love each and every one of you fuckers.

A FUCKING NAZI SYMPATHIZER

lmao

Haha the OP is making fun of the Nazi sympathizer.

That faggots dad only missed 3 birthdays?? The fuck is his problem??

/u/_HexMan

Holy shit look at his post history. He's like all of fag reddit in one account.

u/_hexman how do you live with being such a boring, cornball faggot?

Why do these reddit type people use all these food adjectives? The food can never be good or great. Its always some shit like tasty, delicious, yummy, etc. Its seriously the most gutwrenching thing for me to read. Just eat so you dont die and shut the fuck up about it.

It's been 200 days since he last commented so hopefully he's not.

Couple of faggots if you ask me.

Imagine being the kind of fag to post your gay personal (probably fake) traumas for a bunch of other fags on the internet.

Where were you when THAT happened?

Looks like you guys motherfucked _Hexman there pretty good.

I'm still partial to all of the down syndrome erock dwight howard/miley cyrus pictures that hit the front page r/pics

Ok now THIS is epic

Why shield Ant by claiming she's of legal age?

I hate humanity and love this sub aka Jared fogle