Artie needs to get plastic surgery on that pig snout

He already did. This is the ‘after’.

The poster child of sobriety

I gotta say - sobriety has given him a ton of extra energy, and it's even worth the nosebleed!

How does this guy sit there and talk about his sobriety, how he supports Artie, but not ask him about the nose bleeding all over the mic?

That’s probably the most coherent I’ve seen him in a few years.