I've got a question for you New Yorkers
1 2018-12-11 by rbtlrdoftkyo
Besides saying "on line" instead of "in line," like a regular person, why do you wear NYPD and NYFD hats and shirts and think that it makes you look tough? If you're not a cop or fireman, why the fuck are you wearing their clothes. If I walked around my town wearing cop and fireman shit people would think I was a retarded faggot. Is the male population of New York 100% retarded faggots?
55 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2018-12-11
The correct answer to your last question is yes
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-11
I figured about as much
1 Greeced_Lightning 2018-12-11
Also how does it feel that the rest of the world was laughing at you pieces of shit on 9/11?
1 maynardsabeast 2018-12-11
Omg you went there? š® šÆ š²
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-12-11
I loved how after 9/11 all the rubetards in middle america freaked out and thought their shitty town might have been next. Bitches, please, no one cares about Ohio enough to fuck it up.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-11
I lived in SC and people were afraid the power plant 50 miles away was going to be attacked and level the state.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-12-11
Classic!
1 alt213 2018-12-11
Fucking hayseeds. Lincoln really fucked up by not just letting the south secede. Weād be better off without that dead weight dragging us down.
1 FatassTitePants 2018-12-11
The CSA would be tied with Mexico for shittiest North American country. They'd be a nice buffer for Spanish speaking browns tho.
1 sams_seed 2018-12-11
Its so embarrassing when tourists get they picture taken w cops
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2018-12-11
Its more embarrassing that people see cops following you around
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-12-11
My friends took a picture with a cop after he arrested me in times square once
1 lowend73 2018-12-11
What did you do to get arrested?
1 FatassTitePants 2018-12-11
Masturbated on a child
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-12-11
Just was being a train wreck drunk
1 lowend73 2018-12-11
Haha, that's hilarious. It's always fun leaving someone else to take the reins and try to answer for your drunkeness, unless you were by yourself.
1 malvin77 2018-12-11
Foooughadaboutdit and shizznit
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
*FDNY
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-11
Ah...
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
The tee shirt money ( unless bought from a tourist shop) usually goes to the widows and orphans fund. Theyāre used for fund raising for the departments.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-12-11
So youāre saying Pete Davidson gets a cut?
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
Would absolutely depend on who was running the fund raising but Iām sure some where he absolutely did.
1 jsnoots 2018-12-11
Does every chink in Chinatown kick down a few bucks for the widows and kids when they sell hats and t-shirts?
Gord prease.
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
Absolutely... not
1 juanwayne 2018-12-11
A lot people that are wearing that shit are actually tourists
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-12-11
Almost exclusively
1 TheElDan 2018-12-11
I wish I lived in a place where I could use this excuse every time someone did something embarrassing.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-11
That's actually not true. The real answer is that all new Yorkers are retarded faggots.
1 juanwayne 2018-12-11
I dont disagree
1 maynardsabeast 2018-12-11
Itās only a certain type that does it. Weāll call them the volunteer fire fighter/TACS listener type. Youāre right itās embarrassing and pathetic. Those are my least favorite type of people. Iād rather chill with Williamsburg hipsters and Shirley/Mastic swamp trash before them
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-12-11
They also think themselves as equals to FDNY but could never pass physical or written test, fat,virgin,not liked at all, the volunteer fire dept. is last stop for trying to find people who will tolerate them,also include at least few drunks that sit at bar all night then if stopped for drunk driving they make excuse its fire dept. related and let go
1 maynardsabeast 2018-12-11
Yup. Theyāre the type of losers that say āBlue Lives Matterā despite obviously not being cops
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
Donāt forget the ā come and takeāem ā next to the blue line stick... hey stupid, who do you think is going to take them?
1 maynardsabeast 2018-12-11
And they soooo would take them too. Fucking mindless drones bowing to authority
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
And most ( letās use Anthony) are the biggest criminals out there.
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-12-11
Sooner or later one of them from every volunteer fire dept. will be caught starting fires just so they can look like hero to be first on scene. a benefit for them that they all love and will tell you, is if they are employed when they get call they just up and leave work to watch a fire
1 ApprilFells 2018-12-11
You mean the guys who wear tactical gear, yet they live in the city & aren't in law enforcement?
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
Truth...
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-12-11
It's no different from wearing SoA shirts and thinking you're a badass too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-11
Well, cops and firemen are real...
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2018-12-11
It's not people from NYC doing that, it's the "brother Joe" types from the suburbs that want to act like they are from NYC
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-11
Every native new yorker is dumb as shit. Every single one.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-11
They all remind me of Louieās bit about how Bob Kelly is so loud because heās so insecure that if heās not making a loud noise at all times heāll cease to exist.
1 MadDog1981 2018-12-11
This seems very true of people from New York and Boston in my experience.
1 ppeachy 2018-12-11
Litterally noone but tourists wear that shit retard. Also no new yorkers even like the nypd.
1 JimandFred 2018-12-11
I still don't know how Anthony wears that stuff with a straight face especially after railing on them for giving him speeding tickets. But I guess he feels since Keith is his friend that it is okay. The guy is a perp.
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-12-11
I think Ant likes the cops because they kill Black people, it's pretty obvious.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-11
It gets the ghost of his dad off his back when he idolizes them.
1 SwampYankee 2018-12-11
Well first things first........there is no such thing as NYFD. ANYONE from NYC knows it is FDNY. Nana wears that shit but she is not from NYC. She is from Long Island. Nobody born and raised in NYC wears that stuff. NYC is a whole separate thing and has little to do with NY State or Long Island. The single best way to out yourself as blue collar suburbs trash is to wear that crap.
1 TARE_ME 2018-12-11
Correction... Cumia's from The City of Long Island.
1 SwampYankee 2018-12-11
Town of Huntington I believe
1 literalotherkin 2018-12-11
I'm not from NY but I'd guess it's a habit that emerged mainly after 9/11. Those people were heroic and many of them died trying to save lives. I like it. It's a nice, civic minded tribute to important institutions. Don't be so negative.
1 ImaginaryCatDreams 2018-12-11
Or wearing sport team gear or any other lable clothing
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-11
I'd rather spend hours looking at someone wearing a NYFD shirt than glance for one moment at someone wearing an unbuttoned plaid short sleeve shirt over a Rockstar t-shirt.
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-12-11
9/11
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-11
Ah...
1 xterraroc 2018-12-11
Donāt forget the ā come and takeāem ā next to the blue line stick... hey stupid, who do you think is going to take them?
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-12-11
Sooner or later one of them from every volunteer fire dept. will be caught starting fires just so they can look like hero to be first on scene. a benefit for them that they all love and will tell you, is if they are employed when they get call they just up and leave work to watch a fire
1 ApprilFells 2018-12-11
You mean the guys who wear tactical gear, yet they live in the city & aren't in law enforcement?
1 FatassTitePants 2018-12-11
The CSA would be tied with Mexico for shittiest North American country. They'd be a nice buffer for Spanish speaking browns tho.
1 lowend73 2018-12-11
Haha, that's hilarious. It's always fun leaving someone else to take the reins and try to answer for your drunkeness, unless you were by yourself.