I've got a question for you New Yorkers

1  2018-12-11 by rbtlrdoftkyo

Besides saying "on line" instead of "in line," like a regular person, why do you wear NYPD and NYFD hats and shirts and think that it makes you look tough? If you're not a cop or fireman, why the fuck are you wearing their clothes. If I walked around my town wearing cop and fireman shit people would think I was a retarded faggot. Is the male population of New York 100% retarded faggots?

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The correct answer to your last question is yes

I figured about as much

Also how does it feel that the rest of the world was laughing at you pieces of shit on 9/11?

Omg you went there? šŸ˜® šŸ˜Æ šŸ˜²

I loved how after 9/11 all the rubetards in middle america freaked out and thought their shitty town might have been next. Bitches, please, no one cares about Ohio enough to fuck it up.

I lived in SC and people were afraid the power plant 50 miles away was going to be attacked and level the state.

Classic!

Fucking hayseeds. Lincoln really fucked up by not just letting the south secede. Weā€™d be better off without that dead weight dragging us down.

The CSA would be tied with Mexico for shittiest North American country. They'd be a nice buffer for Spanish speaking browns tho.

Its so embarrassing when tourists get they picture taken w cops

Its more embarrassing that people see cops following you around

My friends took a picture with a cop after he arrested me in times square once

What did you do to get arrested?

Masturbated on a child

Just was being a train wreck drunk

Haha, that's hilarious. It's always fun leaving someone else to take the reins and try to answer for your drunkeness, unless you were by yourself.

Foooughadaboutdit and shizznit

*FDNY

Ah...

The tee shirt money ( unless bought from a tourist shop) usually goes to the widows and orphans fund. Theyā€™re used for fund raising for the departments.

So youā€™re saying Pete Davidson gets a cut?

Would absolutely depend on who was running the fund raising but Iā€™m sure some where he absolutely did.

Does every chink in Chinatown kick down a few bucks for the widows and kids when they sell hats and t-shirts?

Gord prease.

Absolutely... not

A lot people that are wearing that shit are actually tourists

Almost exclusively

I wish I lived in a place where I could use this excuse every time someone did something embarrassing.

That's actually not true. The real answer is that all new Yorkers are retarded faggots.

I dont disagree

Itā€™s only a certain type that does it. Weā€™ll call them the volunteer fire fighter/TACS listener type. Youā€™re right itā€™s embarrassing and pathetic. Those are my least favorite type of people. Iā€™d rather chill with Williamsburg hipsters and Shirley/Mastic swamp trash before them

They also think themselves as equals to FDNY but could never pass physical or written test, fat,virgin,not liked at all, the volunteer fire dept. is last stop for trying to find people who will tolerate them,also include at least few drunks that sit at bar all night then if stopped for drunk driving they make excuse its fire dept. related and let go

Yup. Theyā€™re the type of losers that say ā€œBlue Lives Matterā€ despite obviously not being cops

Donā€™t forget the ā€œ come and takeā€™em ā€ next to the blue line stick... hey stupid, who do you think is going to take them?

And they soooo would take them too. Fucking mindless drones bowing to authority

And most ( letā€™s use Anthony) are the biggest criminals out there.

Sooner or later one of them from every volunteer fire dept. will be caught starting fires just so they can look like hero to be first on scene. a benefit for them that they all love and will tell you, is if they are employed when they get call they just up and leave work to watch a fire

You mean the guys who wear tactical gear, yet they live in the city & aren't in law enforcement?

Truth...

It's no different from wearing SoA shirts and thinking you're a badass too.

Well, cops and firemen are real...

It's not people from NYC doing that, it's the "brother Joe" types from the suburbs that want to act like they are from NYC

Every native new yorker is dumb as shit. Every single one.

They all remind me of Louieā€™s bit about how Bob Kelly is so loud because heā€™s so insecure that if heā€™s not making a loud noise at all times heā€™ll cease to exist.

This seems very true of people from New York and Boston in my experience.

Litterally noone but tourists wear that shit retard. Also no new yorkers even like the nypd.

I still don't know how Anthony wears that stuff with a straight face especially after railing on them for giving him speeding tickets. But I guess he feels since Keith is his friend that it is okay. The guy is a perp.

I think Ant likes the cops because they kill Black people, it's pretty obvious.

It gets the ghost of his dad off his back when he idolizes them.

Well first things first........there is no such thing as NYFD. ANYONE from NYC knows it is FDNY. Nana wears that shit but she is not from NYC. She is from Long Island. Nobody born and raised in NYC wears that stuff. NYC is a whole separate thing and has little to do with NY State or Long Island. The single best way to out yourself as blue collar suburbs trash is to wear that crap.

Correction... Cumia's from The City of Long Island.

Town of Huntington I believe

I'm not from NY but I'd guess it's a habit that emerged mainly after 9/11. Those people were heroic and many of them died trying to save lives. I like it. It's a nice, civic minded tribute to important institutions. Don't be so negative.

Or wearing sport team gear or any other lable clothing

I'd rather spend hours looking at someone wearing a NYFD shirt than glance for one moment at someone wearing an unbuttoned plaid short sleeve shirt over a Rockstar t-shirt.

9/11

Ah...

Donā€™t forget the ā€œ come and takeā€™em ā€ next to the blue line stick... hey stupid, who do you think is going to take them?

Sooner or later one of them from every volunteer fire dept. will be caught starting fires just so they can look like hero to be first on scene. a benefit for them that they all love and will tell you, is if they are employed when they get call they just up and leave work to watch a fire

You mean the guys who wear tactical gear, yet they live in the city & aren't in law enforcement?

The CSA would be tied with Mexico for shittiest North American country. They'd be a nice buffer for Spanish speaking browns tho.

Haha, that's hilarious. It's always fun leaving someone else to take the reins and try to answer for your drunkeness, unless you were by yourself.