If You Legitimately Like Opie Or Even Ironically Appreciate Him You're A Faggot

1  2018-12-11 by literalotherkin

That's all.

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If you legitimately hate Opie you’re a faggot. What’s the guy really done? He’s just a cornball who does a corny podcast with his corny friends.

Anthony and Jimmy are both true pieces of shit that are completely hateable due to their own actions.

As far as appreciating Opie, why not? He occasionally drops bombs on Nana and the Worm that cut deep, because they’re completely true.

Yeah I dislike the sensitive faggot who ruined, whenever possible, the only funny parts of a now defunct show I enjoy. I also hate cornball's who do corny podcast's with their corny friends -- no matter how much they might shit on other pieces of manure. You can hate all of them.

You mean when Jim would shoe horn in questions about trannies? Or when Ant would derail a discussion with a guest to talk about black crime stats?

Opie has never made me laugh. He's never said anything interesting. Jimmy and Ant -- for all their faults -- have made me laugh constantly. What part of 'You can hate all of them' is difficult for you to understand?

So you didn't chuckled when 0pie played candy crush over Ant?

No I genuinely feel that bit was more a reflection of his complete inability to contribute anything to the show -- hahahha lol look at how indifferent I am! -- than anything else. He's not only mostly worthless his emotions would often ruin the good parts of the show. Every honest person will admit this.

You sir have no soul.

....at best, Opie could contribute by reading lines off Instant Feedback (which he'd regularly fuck up by reading too slow, and not copying the text elsewhere) or by not saying anything (and letting the show run unimpeded).

The show wouldn't have been possible without Opie. Anthony needed Keith to pull him out of bed just to do a podcast.

It wouldn't have been possible without the electronic cables that connected the mikes to the power grid either.

Both formed the foundation of the show.

At least the cables never tried to destroy the show deliberately. I doubt they had hefty contract demands either.

Would Conan O'Brien's show have been possible without Andy Richter? Of course it would. There's a necessary cause and a merely supplemental one. Opie was as useful as the carpet.

We know how bad Anthony is on his own and that is still with Keith managing the business side of CM. Anthony would never succeed without somebody carrying him and picking up for the laziness and lack of accountability.

Opie's solo career without Jimmy and Ant carrying him has been super successful and fruitful.

Opie does a podcast for fun with virtually no overhead and is getting guests like Bill Burr.

Opie cashes in on the credits he earned in his past career that wouldn't exist without the talent he surrounded himself to occasionally book old friends on his dog shit, worthless podcast. Wow. So impressed. I guess that makes up for the rest of the time where he sits in restaurants and babbles into a microphone about mindless shit.

I don't mind that gregg had his time in the sun but god damn i wish the sub would go back to this kind of posting

Yeah, so?

Wow, you feel really strongly about this.

It's all I think about night and day.

And you think we're gay? I like the guy but I don't fawkin think about him.

I don't like any of you you keep calling me stupid or a faggot.

Because you're a stupid faggot

I like you sammich.

Better than you deserve.

Nobody cares about your opinion of them

Everyone does even if they disagree with me. I'm sexy and popular even if I'm being iconoclastic -- which is the mark of true genius. xo

That it back bruthaman

the lib element here views attacks on opie as some kind of implicit siding with Anthony and by extension his racism. that's where some of the zeal comes from.

I keep saying 'you can hate them all'. Fickle queers. Opie is cancer.