I guarantee he does not actually need that device, but has convinced himself he does. Just another facet of super interesting personality. Did you know this guy is a recovering alcoholic? He keeps getting deeper and deeper. I bet he has super eclectic taste in music, real out there stuff.

Jim would just love to tell you about this band called "Black Sabbath", you probably haven't heard of them before

"Black Sabbath", you probably haven't heard of them before

Jimmy's patter in the bookstore whilst buying Ozzy's Birthday presents.

Yeah that shit is normally for obese people. I've never met a skinny person who uses one.

It's less common but they're out there although evolutionarily speaking they should be dead.

Is the other end of the tube strapped to Prince Alena's intoxicating asshole?

As long as he keeps it fed with tokens

"nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask. And they still don't"

and he has the nerve to question the "prop comic" label. fuck you FEZ NORTON!

Bane of my existence

I love him and hate him. Future jimmy is a fucking dunce. Jim’s an amazing mean comic. Great insults and horrid humor. When he’s honest Jim? Ug fucking pretentious dummy

Why not just kill yourself when you reach this point? Starting and ending your day with that monstrosity can't be worth it.

Imagine being some mentally ill young man with breast implants. Your life is shitty enough and then you have to wake up to Bane with AIDS every morning. Or at least listen to enough of his shit to get him to buy your shoes and gimp gear.

Could at least lent that thing to Artie

Jim would just love to tell you about this band called "Black Sabbath", you probably haven't heard of them before

Yeah that shit is normally for obese people. I've never met a skinny person who uses one.