Truth. Schaub has been doing stand up for about a year, is terrible, and headlines. Actually makes a mockery of comics being told they have to pay their dues.
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Truth. Schaub has been doing stand up for about a year, is terrible, and headlines. Actually makes a mockery of comics being told they have to pay their dues.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2018-12-10
Just think about how rich you could be if you were friends with Joe Rogan
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-12-10
Truth. Schaub has been doing stand up for about a year, is terrible, and headlines. Actually makes a mockery of comics being told they have to pay their dues.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-12-10
If he was competent at stand up I could see a fast rise as he's a former ufc fighter but you're 100% correct
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-12-10
Yeah, it’s like Stuttering John doing stand up.
1 etmhpe 2018-12-10
both have speech impediments too
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-10
He barely has a tongue and he's getting gigs.
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1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-10
So does Eddie Bravo. Fucking terrible, worse than a woman comic.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-12-10
Eddie bravo is a literal retarded man who thinks he is "in the know" about government conspiracies.
1 dustinmendel 2018-12-10
Wait, Eddie Bravo does fucking stand up now?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-10
Oh yes. Unfortunately. Pray you're never stuck watching it.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-12-10
IIRC Bert's dad is a high profile lawyer or some shit; he was born into wealth like most of Rogan's sycophants
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-10
HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT HE'S NOT WEARING A SHIRT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!
1 brilliantdesigns 2018-12-10
Lol, I finally get. That one's a thinker.
1 fish_flower 2018-12-10
HOLY SHIT
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-12-10
He got drunk with Russian GANGSTERS
1 the-stugots 2018-12-10
I'd love to hear that story.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-10
well it never comes up, so tough luck
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-10
They call him the machineski
1 individual02 2018-12-10
What a terrible role model for his daughters
1 customname34 2018-12-10
For anyone really
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-10
Those are some great tits to aspire to though
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-10
You forgot balding.
1 mattington-bear 2018-12-10
Racist
1 strappedjammypac 2018-12-10
Is this the shaved ape from Roe Jogan's JRE appearance?
1 zHellas 2018-12-10
Nah, that was just Joe Rogan.
1 dustinmendel 2018-12-10
The other shaved ape
1 QuickDrawTimMcgraw 2018-12-10
My good looks paid for that pool, and my lies filled it with water. Hi, I'm Bert Kreischer, your future shitpost.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-12-10
Nice backyard, stupid. That pool isn't even large enough to drown this trite buffaler, but boy would I like to try.
1 Sandwhich3000 2018-12-10
Bring your harpoons, that blubber will keep us warm for the winter.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-12-10
For Los Angeles, that's a huge pool. You have to spend upwards of $10,000,000 to get a bigger lot than that in the city.
1 lowend73 2018-12-10
Shirt Blifligher is funny
1 FearlessFlash 2018-12-10
he looks like the sort of faggot that posts naked women on this subreddit
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-10
:::::kicks rock:::::
1 ObscurityBound 2018-12-10
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
1 sprimusp 2018-12-10
He’s doing Will Ferrell’s character from Old School.
1 rsroot 2018-12-10
I'll say what you are all thinking..... Sexy AF!
1 Prof__et 2018-12-10
Id fuck the feces out of his wife tho
1 oanda333 2018-12-10
is this a beefers post?
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2018-12-10
I hear he has a story about a Russian machinist or something that’s famous.
1 Dick_donger 2018-12-10
Something about robbing a machine shop of scrap aluminum
1 slartibuttfart 2018-12-10
That forced laugh of his is annoying as hell
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-12-10
Look at that faggoty dainty gold watch. I bet he jacks off with that gold watch on.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-12-10
What the fuck, that's not traditional clothing! What's this madman doing?!
1 Theykilledkennedy666 2018-12-10
Isn’t this the racist comedian brint Christler that the psycho murderer and his wife are always raving about on their podacast?
1 simorulzzz 2018-12-10
High and tight
1 cheesebertger 2018-12-10
another useless faggot who got 'famous' by being joe rogans friend.
this sack of shit is not even good at being fat, it is his number one gimmick, and he is barely 200lbs.
i was 200lbs when i was 9.
1 Sandwhich3000 2018-12-10
are you dead now?
1 cheesebertger 2018-12-10
no, i am alive, about 320lbs, and still much healthier and stronger than delusional joe rogan and his druggie friends.
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1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-12-10
Why do all of Joe Rogan’s friends fucking suck
Everyone he likes is both hateable and unfunny
Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, Tom Segura, Ari Shaffir, Brian Redban, Tait Fletcher, Tony Hinchcliffe. None of them have ever made me even sort of laugh
1 ARealBlueFalcon 2018-12-10
Callen is the worst.
1 WizardEric 2018-12-10
There’s almost no hint of manhood down there....awful.
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-12-10
Truth. Schaub has been doing stand up for about a year, is terrible, and headlines. Actually makes a mockery of comics being told they have to pay their dues.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-12-10
IIRC Bert's dad is a high profile lawyer or some shit; he was born into wealth like most of Rogan's sycophants