Brother Joe has potentially life ruining information on Anthony.
1 2018-12-10 by Joseph_Spud
Anthony Cumia is almost broke. This is a fact. He was fired almost five years ago, is admittedly terrible with money so I doubt he has savings. His podcast is in the gutter, he has no sponsors and he's basically been shunned in the world of comedy.
In what universe does it make sense for Anthony to STILL be paying Joe $60,000 a year over some stupid pact they made as children? It doesn't make any sense at all. This isn't a loyal man who stays true to his word by the way. No no, this is a man who goes five years without seeing his sick dying mother with alzheimer'/s while she withers away in an old folks home.
This leads me to believe that Joe has major dirt on Anthony, and if the checks stop coming -- he won't hesitate to release it. Remember that Joe was caught talking shit about Nana on reddit under an alt before -- this man has no love for his brother. All of that "check out the newest blah blah blah featuring my brother" or "buy my brother's amazing book" is all posturing and an attempt at keeping the checks coming.
The LAST thing Joe wants is to have to get a job.
27 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-10
Could've been longer.
1 Joseph_Spud 2018-12-10
Sorry about your niggerish attention span.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-10
Don't let it stop you using this as your blog.
1 Joseph_Spud 2018-12-10
Sorry, maybe I should post another screenshot of an old woman and say "And maybe kiss you?"
Stupid fucking fag go home and get your fucking shinebox.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-10
Oh I get it, that's a soundbite they played a lot on the Opie and Anthony Show!
1 doxxbrown 2018-12-10
Nobody is hiring a 60 year-old whose only work experience in the past 30 years is pretending to be an Irish faggot.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-12-10
It’d be a short resume.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-12-10
Could you imagine the grammar and miscellaneous capitalization of words?
FORMER U2 cover band bass PLAYER & wears kutoff shirts US MADE ONLY
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-12-10
This lumpy bag of shit was insulting an ex-2U member he saw pushing carts at a Trader Joe's. I would bet money he couldn't get hired there.
1 DeclanGunn 2018-12-10
Do you mean to tell me that Anthony Cumia is not a real family values, traditionalist eyetalian, and is instead some sort of twisted degenerate with plenty skeletons in his closet that just so happen to be child sized?
1 redtrilobal 2018-12-10
Anything IS a skeleton in the closet.
1 EYE8OPIE 2018-12-10
What kind of info could Joe have? Ant is already ruined and close to rock bottom....
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-10
"Anthony’s life could be ruined" is like saying "this pile of ash could be set on fire."
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-12-10
This is a joke I can tell my mother.
1 ppeachy 2018-12-10
Anthony's afraid of any confrontation whatsoever. I doubt he'd cut off joe
1 Skip4play 2018-12-10
Keith might or one of ants exgirlfriends. I think Joe has been taking from ants pocket since they were kids and this is just "normal" for them. Of course Joe knows the dirt but I doubt it even got to a blackmail type situation. I think if Dani spoke up there would be a gold mine of shit to laugh at but Im pretty sure he had her sign a non-disclosure agreement and a steady flow of hush money to silence her. Sad.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-12-10
Agreed, don't think Joe needs to specifically blackmail him. Ant is such a non-confrontational sissy that Joe just has to say their 'pact word' - Palomino - and Anthony bends over backwards for him, just like Joseph Cumia does for the patrons of the BAR.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-12-10
How great would it be if it turned out that Joe was living solely off of his gigs and had saved all that allowance he made off of Anthony and had a small fortune stashed away?
1 Psych555 2018-12-10
That's some shitty fan fiction.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-12-10
All fan fiction is shitty.
1 Psych555 2018-12-10
True.
1 josephjeremiah 2018-12-10
I can't jerk off to this
1 TexasAnimeFan 2018-12-10
life ruining information Opie made some kinda weird sextape with Anthony & brother joe filmed it to blackmail him
1 SibHashian13 2018-12-10
He actually probably be fine. All he would have to do is sell his house and get a condo not in New York and he could coast for quite some time. Joe might have to get a real job tho.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2018-12-10
Ant molested Joe. Its that simple. Pretty much confirmed.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-10
Joe is essentially Anthony's second asshole, squeezing out the random shit Ant doesn't have time for. On the other hand, Ant owes his entire career to Joe, as Joe "produced" the cheesy parody video featuring Anthony wearing blackface and imitating Howard Stern imitating a bug-eyed stereotypical Negro.
1 Burrrat 2018-12-10
Probably caught Anth butt fucking Richard in his tree fort as a child.