It's like when Patrice said Jim is shaped like whatever container you pour him in. Ant can be anything from South African to Algerian depending on the lighting.
Republican. Proud American. Oh say can you see. I'm proud of the men and women who fight for our country. A true patriot. Eat your dinner! Eat! Red White and Blue I would die for this beautiful flag. God, guns, country. IN THAT ORDER. Buttplugs. Porn. Atheism.
His natural balding hair is better than his horrible balding plugs. That's what these retards never understand, looking like shit naturally and aging gracefully is always better than looking old with weird surgery. Even the best hair transplants only look passable for a brief period of time before you continue to bald anyway and then you've got weird scars and patches of hair at the front and nothing behind it.
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This is one of the only pics I've seen where Ant isn't wearing two shirts.
Jill was trying desperately to drag him into an adult wardrobe. Too bad he brought other girls to his house like a doofus instead of fucking girls on the side at a hotel like a smart person.
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1 J-Bradley1 2018-12-09
Looks like a male-enhancement ad.
"Are you tired of being the guy on the right?"
1 Fartpooof 2018-12-09
Funny.
You get to fuck my faggoty dripping asshole.
1 crookedmile 2018-12-09
Ant's a real scarecrow in that picture
1 J-Bradley1 2018-12-09
"I'd smash your face, only you're so skinny, you might dry up and blow away"
Ohhhhh, SHIT
1 JimandFred 2018-12-09
if detective kinderman from the exorcist was thirty years younger...
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-09
what race is he here, almost has a Hungarian or Czech feel.
1 strappedjammypac 2018-12-09
It's like when Patrice said Jim is shaped like whatever container you pour him in. Ant can be anything from South African to Algerian depending on the lighting.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-09
Someone made a Borat reference, could be Kazakh too, could be any race really, it's astonishing.
1 ManHash 2018-12-09
Any race except Italian.
1 d4n4n 2018-12-09
I mean... Borat wasn't actually Kazakhi, ya know? Actually Kazakhstanis look Asian.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-09
Really?
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-12-09
Look at the boxer 'GGG' looks Mongolian cross white man
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-09
I think this one is Antonin Cumiacek
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-09
This is Albanian Ant
1 Coondoon 2018-12-09
Bulgarian maybe..
1 Mr_Hotshit 2018-12-09
Romanian gypsy
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-09
Ant could pass for any race in a movie except east Asian or white
1 goldstandard32 2018-12-09
Republican. Proud American. Oh say can you see. I'm proud of the men and women who fight for our country. A true patriot. Eat your dinner! Eat! Red White and Blue I would die for this beautiful flag. God, guns, country. IN THAT ORDER. Buttplugs. Porn. Atheism.
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-12-09
He looked like a gay serial killer during this era. So I guess his current ethnic grandmother look actually is a step up.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-12-09
our guy gets to prep that bull, lucky duck..
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-12-09
Camera 1. Camera 2.
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-09
His natural balding hair is better than his horrible balding plugs. That's what these retards never understand, looking like shit naturally and aging gracefully is always better than looking old with weird surgery. Even the best hair transplants only look passable for a brief period of time before you continue to bald anyway and then you've got weird scars and patches of hair at the front and nothing behind it.
1 ptb4life 2018-12-09
Joel McHale's look pretty good. And I'm pretty sure Steve Carrell did something, too.
Maybe they just don't look good on black people?
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-09
For every person where it works okay there's a thousand horror shows. It's just not worth it. Who cares if you're 50 and look 50?
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-12-09
Jeremy Piven showed up one day with a full head of hair and nobody said nothiin!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-09
Alpha fux Nana bux
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-12-09
Who is the guy on the right? This is the kind of guy I would like to expect a Jill nicolini to be dating. Anthony is the antithesis of this man.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-12-09
the definition of a chad. unique energy emanates from him.
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1 SirSodomy 2018-12-09
So, no one is going to comment on his hair?
1 RearNakedProbe 2018-12-09
The top comment did. Nice reading before you post, stupid.
1 SirSodomy 2018-12-09
It wasn’t the top comment when I made that post, stupid.
1 RearNakedProbe 2018-12-09
Liar.
1 BoatHack2 2018-12-09
This is one of the only pics I've seen where Ant isn't wearing two shirts.
Jill was trying desperately to drag him into an adult wardrobe. Too bad he brought other girls to his house like a doofus instead of fucking girls on the side at a hotel like a smart person.
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-12-09
Is that one of her brothers? i'm amazed they didn't beat the shit out of him after the way he talked about her on the radio.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-09
She’s legit hot here.
Sorry.
1 malvin77 2018-12-09
Look at those civil service promotional exam beefers!