These are the type of women Joe Cumia can get. YUCK!!

1  2018-12-08 by Jim-sucks-shit

43 comments

Nana is such a cuckold that he walked out of divorce court with this 0 that ended up with half his money. What a loser.

According to Nana's book, she had a "hot" body.

As the only person who has read his book, did Anth give any details of this hot body.

Nope, just that she had a "great body".

What about her pig face though?

That "book" he wrote is no War and Peace.

he didn't even write it

Obscure as always.

It would take one hell of a hot body to make up for her having the same face as Steven King.

Jeordie White

I don't see it. She reminds me of [King](QKJrBu261yZQCaSFA0JJqgQhCASQhQbCkFAJhUNIpoQQJhOQUysZCCcKJCUolBEtSlTKiUGQXb9sxPmka88ljIUYQZO18FF1QlRhCgE0IQCEIQCEIQCEIQCEIQZk0ghUSlASCYQBUUykgUJQpJFEKElJJFRRCkkgjCIUkKCKSklCBITSQCEIQCEIQCEIQZU0ghVDCaQTKKSEIRAkmkgEJIRTSTQgSE0kCSUklAklIpKiKE0KBIQhAIQhBkTSQqGEJhIogQhCASTSRQmhCISE0kU0JIQCEIQJJNJQCSaSoSE0lAIQhBMKQUQpBUSUVIqKAQhCIEkIRQhNJAJpIQCEIQCEIQJBQkoBJNCoSEIQJCEKCYUgmhUMqKEIgQhCBJoQimkhCIEIQikUIQgEFNCCKEIQCRQhAkIQgSEIUH) with that huge space between upper lip and bottom of nose, perfectly square jaw, close set and general hideous ugliness.

Jeordie White

For some stupid reason, I thought that was King's characters name in Creepshow. A boo

Oh haha, spot on.

Jordy verril

bless you

God damn, you fuckin nailed it.

Bitch looks like Mickey Rourke in a wig.

I remember hearing a rumor that she had some very sensitive info on Tranpa that kept him from putting up a big fight in the courtroom and just settling as soon as possible. Seems as if Sue wasn't the first to Feed Nana.

No. Tranny stuff he can brush off. I bet it’s pedo stuff.

He got the girls. Nana got an egg.

Two steps down the courthouse steps, and that bitch already has the back of Marloboro Lights out. I would have figured for the former Mrs. Cumia to smoke 100s at least, and drive a Grand Am.

smoke 100s at least, and drive a Grand Am.

Throw in some cheeze whiz on white bread sandwiches and you have the white trash trinity.

They're even uglier when they talk. That Long Island accent is the worst.

Only second to Boston

Watch what you say, Bobo has a fetish for that accent. Fuck him up, Bobo!

Ants wife was perfect for him and undead alcoholic ugly white trash ghoul just like him

She has an unflattering facial shape—particularly the jaw. Looks kind of Herman Munsterish.

I was thinking ron perlman

Thanos from that Marvel movie.

Made half of Nanas money disappear

To be fair to Joe: He’s 60 and unemployed. I wouldn’t expect him to strut across the red carpet with the ass du jour or anything.

He's got a millionaire brother. The fact that he can't find an attractive gold digger shows what a loser he is.

Is “millionaire” like “Mr. President” - you keep the title even after you cease to officially be the thing that earned you the title?

Hottest chick Cumia brothers have ever banged is their sister.

Joe's girl looks like Edgar Winter

Long island 9s

They both look like gremlins

His exwife legit looks like a chimp.

Ant’s ex looks like the tranny Gremlin.

Ron Perlman & Paul McCartney.

I’d put money on one or both of these ugly cunts having hemorrhoids

Ant's ex wife looks like Sven-Ole Thorsen in Conan the Barbarian.

She looks like Sam fucking Roberts with better hair.

As the only person who has read his book, did Anth give any details of this hot body.

It would take one hell of a hot body to make up for her having the same face as Steven King.