It really does work. We don’t need so much carbs when we’re living like fat lazy niggers. But you know, is it worth not having those delicious carbs? Hard to say
Lots of greens and protein. Pretty easy if you got a little extra money to spend on food. Some sort of nice cut of meat, and some sautéed veggies is something I could eat every day of the week.
I don't even remember how I started with them. Most of the stuff I hear offered on podcasts is like Blue Apron where you have to make your own shit. I just put this in the microwave for 3 minutes
If I wanted huge portions, I'd go down the block to Taco Bell and get 10 tacos for that. I'm paying for the quality of the food and the convenience. People can eat whatever the hell they want
The body can create energy in two ways, glycolysis and ketosis. The former is the standard process with modern diets, where glucose levels from eating carbs are high, and insuline levels spike and are irregular.
If you cut out carbs of your diet pretty much entirely and instead eat fats, liver glycogen gets depleted and the body switches to ketosis, where energy is produced by metabolizing fats. It's good for diabetics because insuline levels are steadily low.
It's gay if non-diabetics say it's a wonder diet to lose weight. If you keep eating 4k daily calories in deep fried red meat, you'll lose nothing but your heart health.
Stupid advice. Any idea how much exercise you need to do to work off the calories these fatties take in daily just to get to a deficit? Eat less and exercise.
tried keto and it didn't work for me. it was okay at first just eating a bunch of tendies and bacon but after a while all I could think about was how much I wanted a mountain dew and some French fries. down almost 90 pounds since my gastric sleeve, highly recommended!
keto and intermittent fasting made me lose 30 pounds in a month. I actually like the intermittent fasting more, much easier than I thought and I can get away with more shitty food. don't eat for 14-16 hours at a time including sleep
I lost about 100 lbs. about about 2.5 years ago just calorie counting. I had gotten diagnosed with diabetes and that was enough for me. Thankfully, losing the weight made the diabetes go away. I did go lower carb but I just tracked every calorie that went in my mouth. I still track my calories and weigh myself.
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1 sams_seed 2018-12-08
Wow how inspiring. Good for him.
Head stil look like a egg tho
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-12-08
Head like a fucking orange!
1 CoyoteeWaterbong 2018-12-08
Can somone explain keto and why its gay and not really anything
1 SirSodomy 2018-12-08
It really does work. We don’t need so much carbs when we’re living like fat lazy niggers. But you know, is it worth not having those delicious carbs? Hard to say
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
Lots of greens and protein. Pretty easy if you got a little extra money to spend on food. Some sort of nice cut of meat, and some sautéed veggies is something I could eat every day of the week.
1 crookedmile 2018-12-08
I do Freshly, it's pretty awesome. Easy to use, good food, comes weekly
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
What podcast should I listen to to get a discount on that?
1 crookedmile 2018-12-08
I don't even remember how I started with them. Most of the stuff I hear offered on podcasts is like Blue Apron where you have to make your own shit. I just put this in the microwave for 3 minutes
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-08
12.50 a meal? highway robbery unless it's huge portions
1 crookedmile 2018-12-08
If I wanted huge portions, I'd go down the block to Taco Bell and get 10 tacos for that. I'm paying for the quality of the food and the convenience. People can eat whatever the hell they want
1 bmfanboy 2018-12-08
Veggies aren’t keto friendly, you’re supposed to stay under 15 grams of carbs a day.?
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
You’re correct. I meant leafy veggies.
1 d4n4n 2018-12-08
The body can create energy in two ways, glycolysis and ketosis. The former is the standard process with modern diets, where glucose levels from eating carbs are high, and insuline levels spike and are irregular.
If you cut out carbs of your diet pretty much entirely and instead eat fats, liver glycogen gets depleted and the body switches to ketosis, where energy is produced by metabolizing fats. It's good for diabetics because insuline levels are steadily low.
It's gay if non-diabetics say it's a wonder diet to lose weight. If you keep eating 4k daily calories in deep fried red meat, you'll lose nothing but your heart health.
1 GraveJ 2018-12-08
Joe Rogan loves it.
1 crookedmile 2018-12-08
Here's a crazy diet idea: Eat whatever you want and exercise daily
1 Prof__et 2018-12-08
Not easy for heavily overweight people to just exercise while sticking to their usual diet. Just tryna share an alternative you don’t have to do it
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-08
Stupid advice. Any idea how much exercise you need to do to work off the calories these fatties take in daily just to get to a deficit? Eat less and exercise.
1 lowend73 2018-12-08
Well, have of the folks on this sub are/have been morbidly obese since childhood. That is asking alot.
1 dionysus187 2018-12-08
they would have to do Olympic training levels of cardio to burn off what they eat and lose weight
1 thrillated 2018-12-08
I did keto and it's the best fucking thing I ever tried.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-12-08
I’ve been on it since Jan of last year and I’m down 65 lbs. It totally would have saved Patrice’s life, that and making Black Phillip a regular show.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2018-12-08
Giving up sugar and booze is easier said than done
1 lowend73 2018-12-08
I know a comedian who gave it up.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-08
Prop comedians don’t count.
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
You gotta move over to something hard on the rocks.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-12-08
Glad you spelled diabeetus correctly
1 redditorsarefaggots0 2018-12-08
It’s the 2018 name for the Atkins diet. It works but it’s tough to stay on for a while.
1 PatBattle1 2018-12-08
tried keto and it didn't work for me. it was okay at first just eating a bunch of tendies and bacon but after a while all I could think about was how much I wanted a mountain dew and some French fries. down almost 90 pounds since my gastric sleeve, highly recommended!
1 Prof__et 2018-12-08
Try the Artie diet it’s a good source of heroin, coke, cigarettes, and self loathing
1 dionysus187 2018-12-08
keto and intermittent fasting made me lose 30 pounds in a month. I actually like the intermittent fasting more, much easier than I thought and I can get away with more shitty food. don't eat for 14-16 hours at a time including sleep
1 MSteve1232000 2018-12-08
There’s a sincere conversation about diet and nutrition going on in this thread. This is bizarre.
1 theZenImpulse 2018-12-08
It’s a hint into just how fucking fat this gross sub is.
1 MadDog1981 2018-12-08
I lost about 100 lbs. about about 2.5 years ago just calorie counting. I had gotten diagnosed with diabetes and that was enough for me. Thankfully, losing the weight made the diabetes go away. I did go lower carb but I just tracked every calorie that went in my mouth. I still track my calories and weigh myself.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-12-08
What an unfortunate skull shape.
1 stephenpaddock59 2018-12-08
Take heed, you ugly fat fucks
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
What podcast should I listen to to get a discount on that?
1 lowend73 2018-12-08
I know a comedian who gave it up.
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-08
12.50 a meal? highway robbery unless it's huge portions
1 Superbad415 2018-12-08
You gotta move over to something hard on the rocks.