If there was a super-villain that could burn penises into shriveled corn flakes from a 5 ft. distance

1  2018-12-08 by Sandwhich3000

15 comments

1  sams_seed 2018-12-08

Someone raped that.

1  Sandwhich3000 2018-12-08

That's how syphilis started...

1  FreeeJaredFogle 2018-12-08

Just like someone raped you. And by someone I mean multiple people. And when I mean multiple people, I mean your boyfriend, boyfriend's friend, and your boss.

1  Sandwhich3000 2018-12-08

The psychotic pedophile just outed himself...

1  FreeeJaredFogle 2018-12-08

There's no such thing as a pedophile

1  Sandwhich3000 2018-12-08

I'm sure that man who loved you wrong when you were a toddler was "just a good friend"

1  ShetUp 2018-12-08

This is why those kids who hang out at the far away tree during lunch should be beaten up.

1  Sandwhich3000 2018-12-08

Haha I don't blame them for being school shooters either.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-12-08

I'm mostly happy she's not really good at anything except being a victim so I can pretty much ignore her. She's not talented enough to get roles in TV or movies, just 90 second "men bad" speeches at award shows and netflix specials I don't watch.

I had to suffer through one episode of Lena Dunham during the last season of American Horror Story and it was difficult.

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-12-08

I had to suffer through one episode of Pena Dunham during the last season of American Horror Story and it was difficult.

Who’s the real problem here, fag?

1  MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-08

Shrew Carey

1  McGowan9 2018-12-08

Leave James Spader in Stargate alone.

1  SteakSauce66 2018-12-08

Glum cunt.

1  fiffy_tiffy 2018-12-08

That's the first picture I've seen of her not scowling.

1  MawBTS1989 2018-12-08

Hannah Gadsby looks like a nerdy kid genius in who builds devices to defeat bullies in a Nickelodeon special.

"Laugh while you can, jerks. When my De-Wedgifier 3000 is out of beta, then we'll see who's laughing."

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