Number one on Joe and Anthony's Christmas wishlist this year...

1  2018-12-08 by McGowan9

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Nana's rocking chair

Joe's rock and roll ride a long

"Oh yeah...No it uhm... Opens up and you put your dick in it. "

"So why is there blood and shit all over the dildo?"

"Now that's interesting.."

3 hours later

"Oh my God, get away from me. I'm calling the cops, you broke my hand."

"HAHA HOLY SHHIITT. Come on baby, let's sing some karaoke. We'll be like Dick van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore, baby. HAHAHA!"

"Why is the name Sue written all over it?"

It bothers me that it's child-sized.

Burn After Reading is an underrated masterpiece.