At least Jim and Ant like sex. This faggot eats chicken nuggets and watches cartoons.

Ant likes sex with toddlers though so Sam is still better. Which would be a wake up call for anyone with a soul.

What you never saw a fuckable three year old?

IF they didn't want it, they would clearly articulate that!

Yeah... and they wouldn’t prance around in those skimpy little diapers.

Something something commonality of language

The only match where everybody is a loser.

This'll be great, nothing more captivating than grown men fighting over wrestling figures.

“Organizing my figure collection” is not a statement a straight male would ever make

Unless it's dead hookers.

Even Ted Bundy kinda left em where they laid. You don't really wanna get caught with that kinda stash.

Aaaaaahhh-Big Aaaaayyyyyyy

What does it matter how you got your toys? As if spacing out the interval in which you buy them is a source of pride.

He is a fucking idiot for buying them all at full price instead of getting them some other idiots collection eBay like he said for a fraction of the cost he spent.

Oh it matters, like when the manchild toy collection committee comes around he can say he's e-bay free, that's extra points mother fucker.

I'll spot him the embarrassing hobby, but to pretend he's above other homos is to enter another plane of faggotry.

It's for the street cred amongst other toyfags. Very prestigious. Sam Roberts is an elite member of the internet wrestling community if you haven't been informed.

As a toyfag, I couldn't careless how someone obtained their collection. Making cool displays and getting an optimal amount of poses from the given articulation, that's what's impressive, as is any DIY aspect like set design.

If it just literally comes down to what you own and how you got it, that's a thousand times gayer than the collecting itself.

His kid doesn’t stand a chance

Nah, his kid could kick the shit out of him.

'His' kid

Big Jay & Dan Soder reminisce about their carefree youth playing with GI Joes and WWE figures.

Sam Roberts reminisces about last night when his Braun Strowman figure arrived a few days early.

Braun Strowman

Who the fuck is this

A Large, oiled, stupid sexy beefcake that twinks beat off to; or so I've been told.

No idea. Even these new wrestlers sound so boring and gay.

Whether it's gay wrestling toys or anime figures, I cannot understand an adult's obsession to collect and display that shit. I like my fair share of nerdy/faggy shit, but I don't feel the need to display and advertise it.

Slow down a minute there bud! You're right about the nerdy shit, but given where you're at right now I know all of us would love some more details on the faggy[read: hot] shit.

These biddies still want the recognition. Do something useful, then you'll have something useful.

My mother had hundreds of beanie babies as a 50 year-old woman, but being mentally inferior to men, I guess they get a pass.

Your mothers autistic

Sucked a mean cock though. She gets a pass.

I keep hoping for the house to burn down with all this worthless inside

I really enjoyed Rob Zombie on O&A. He was talking about how this basically happened to him:

He'd been collecting memorobilia all of his life, and then one day his water heater died, flooding the entire basement and ruining everything. Someone like Sam would've commit suicide, but Rob Zombie said it felt like a big weight had been lifted off of him.

He would go for the "Chris Benoit" and get beaten to death by Jess and I'd be okay with that.

he's gatekeeping owning plastic dolls of homo-erotic-fantasy male stereotypes

Ant's dad would would have thrown him in a closet, call him a flag-sissy, and sodomize him to show him how to be a heterosexual.

Sounds like half of Gavin's podcasts

"While you were fucking my wife and breeding her womb, I was actually collecting wrestling dolls!"

I can't wait until we give his son the porsalin interviews.

huh? I mean I can't wait til his son is old enough to understand the interviews Porsalin conducted with Sam's former colleagues Pat Duffy, CP Jones and ben Dovid. So he can see what kind of man his father is.

He’s transcended human definitions. To describe him adequately we would need to bring H.P Lovecraft back from the dead and ask him to listen to hours of this guys content. Both being near impossible to achieve

How can he be such a gatekeeper to homosexuality

as a joke

And I wouldn't, "forget to laugh" at this one

He takes more pride in his dollies than he does in his child.

He talks far more often about wrestling on twitter than his stupid kid. I genuinely doubt that the kid's his first priority in life.

He's like 35 years old and he's spending his Saturday organizing his toy box. If he does a really get job he gets an extra dino nugget for dinner.

It’s kind of like sports. They just recycle the same shit coaches instead of trying out new candidates.

I liked after the documentary how he stopped shaving to cover up as much of his face as possible

Holy shit, what a fucking asshole.

Wrestling doll poseurs

If someone can buy your 'collection' on ebay in a single day it's not much of a collection.

Sam is cool because he couldn’t afford to buy his own collection on eBay. Nice.

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that a podcast for wrestling toys exists?

What you never saw a fuckable three year old?

huh? I mean I can't wait til his son is old enough to understand the interviews Porsalin conducted with Sam's former colleagues Pat Duffy, CP Jones and ben Dovid. So he can see what kind of man his father is.