Just shake us out of our phone trance when the food gets here.

1  2018-12-08 by dropngo

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Joe is checking bank account to see if his allowance hit,he really wants to order pie but might not have enough gas to get them home

All to busy posting on stormfront

And browsing this sub.

That's how he earns his allowance. "Don't worry ant they're shitting on Hannah Gadsby today, so stop popping your xannax and let's get back to karaoke!"

Other guys texting each other : Joe is such a asshole he embarrassed us again, that reddit sub is hundred percent right about him

“ the cunt won’t even look at me “

Nothing is better than old baby boomers who complain about how technology addicted the millennials are and how "everyone back in our day used to talk to each other, you millenials just don't know how good you have it!" then proceed to bury their noses in their iphones looking at their facebook feed and playing candy crush

Seriously, some of the most iphone addicted people I know are baby boomers. It's so bad with some of them they even text and drive. I have urges to take their phone and throw it out the window just so see how they react.

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Do ya?

Meanwhile all the Cumia family’s problems never would’ve occurred if they didn’t run to their phones to post things to social media.

What a nice get together. Everyone staring at their phones in silence. Not speaking to each other. "Hey bro take a pic of us".

Nice sunglasses inside, stupid.

He needs those to cool things off from the hordes of groupies who undoubtedly follow him wherever he goes.

that's probably how he hides his bifocals

Why do the Cumia men have utterly fucked up facial skin?

They popped their zits with forks.

Going to bed with all that hair product still in their hair and not washing the pillow cases when they were younger. Greaseballs.

Dawn got lucky in regards to the cystic acne. Proof that the Cumia men are truly so full of testosterone that they got the worst acne ever due to their hormones. I guess they won.

Horrendous nutrition in childhood. Papa Cumia's idea of feeding his children was stealing Butterfingers from the vending machines he filled/robbed. Ro tried her best but was often stuck at work, shoving her tits in the faces of drunk working class slobs for tips. Dinner for young Joe and Anthony was often complimentary bar peanuts - a good night was when one of the losers trying to bang their mom would get a pizza delivered to the bar, trying to ingratiate themselves with the two little niggers.

Sam Robert's childhood diet was equally as shit (and still is shit), and his skin seems fine, it's just that the body his skin is covering is atrocious.

Sam has the coloring/skin tone of a 2 day old corpse. The only reason he never had acne is because he never biologically went through puberty.

I wonder which order of social media sites that they check for references to Anthony and then Joe.

Is that fat opie?

I think so.

You can just tell samcro has the most obnoxious, overly complicated instructions for the waitress. They’re fucking eggs, Joe.

"Runny but not too runny."

Delivered in an excrutiatingly slow manner with dry vocal fry voice

*give me...the....ummm....eggs....medium well"

Grunt Style type t shirt on asshole to the left.

SAMCRO Joe wearing so much SOA merch that Kurt Sutter wishes the show never even existed.

Betcha they’re both checking out the latest Steven Crowder material or a “rant that will make liberal heads explode” from some guy in his truck recording with his iPhone.

Looks ike that elderly woman in the red fell asleep

The same idiots that bitch about millenials

Three men viewing nothing of importance.

You know its 4pm too. Gotta get that Early Bird special

Is that one of those Gypsy Diners that has a little bit of every style food? Fuck I love those. Let me get a plate of spaghetti, a side of falafel and a fish taco.

What a tastefully designed restaurante

Fat Opie looks like a winner

REMINDER: MIKE THE MARINE CRIED LIVE ON PALTALK CAMERA BECAUSE HE ASKED ANTHONY FOR A BIRTHDAY RETWEET AND ANTHONY KEPT RETWEETING ABOUT OTHER STUFF. NOT JUST GOT UPSET, LITERALLY LEALED TEARS.

They popped their zits with forks.

Going to bed with all that hair product still in their hair and not washing the pillow cases when they were younger. Greaseballs.

Horrendous nutrition in childhood. Papa Cumia's idea of feeding his children was stealing Butterfingers from the vending machines he filled/robbed. Ro tried her best but was often stuck at work, shoving her tits in the faces of drunk working class slobs for tips. Dinner for young Joe and Anthony was often complimentary bar peanuts - a good night was when one of the losers trying to bang their mom would get a pizza delivered to the bar, trying to ingratiate themselves with the two little niggers.