He writes like retarded people talk.

Must be nice to have $$$

"I was like". Every page. Even with two ghost writers.

I was like "shove that egg in my ass and turn it on" and she was like "ok" and I was like "ooooh" and the egg was like "vrrrrrrrr" and so on.

When you pay your writers in warm beer and cold tranny cum, this is what you get.

There was nothing to really sort of be gained from it? Is that a proper sentence in the English language? Fucking retard.

Its like a visual record of the alcohol addiction in his brain rationalizing his shitty choices in real-time

It was clearly dictated and punctuation never properly added.

Reminder that three people wrote this book, two of them supposedly professional writers.

The Cumia brothers, epitome of sleazy trash.

Never change Joe, you witless fuckhead.

Anyone who prefers Budweiser as their drink of choice generally is a piece of shit.

Real alcoholics choose Natural Ice

"sounds like somebody we know!"

Pisswasser for Ant so he can keep getting those sweet Rockstar games t shirts to wear forever.

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“Then we could tell the judge that you’re going to rehab and everything.”

This book honestly looks painful to read. I don’t think I could do it.

Remind me to bring a copy of that to the DA the next time Nana has a drunken rampage or racks up a DUI

Evidently the ginzo ghostwriter fleeced Ant more than Maresca.

How could someone getting paid to write seriously produce such poorly-worded and awkwardly constructed drivel?

He picked guys that got a B one semester in an English class.

he got a cold beer before he even got on the flight, maaaaaaan

/imsobadass

I knew I was going to drink,brroooooooooo

He fucking treats drinking like he is 17 years old. what a faggot.

Did you know he has a pool?

Say "kind of" more, Ant.

“Kind of” in three consecutive sentences.

This is beautiful. I held a job the whole time I was addicted to heroin, Joe, you fucking faggot. Even when I was day two dope sick, sweating through my fucking shirt, smacked out tracks out, I went in, and I did my job. Yes I made my family and friends cry several times with my awful choices, but I was no drain on society. I can't wait for Joe to become Mr. "ADDICTION IS A DISEASE, WE NEED COMPASSION, NOT PUNISHMENT!" once Ant gets his cirrhosis diagnosis.

No fancy rehab for YOU. Get your container a coffee, suffer withdrawl symptoms, head to the jobsite.

That's right. Put your long sleeves on in 90 degree weather and get the job done.

Ever sucked dick for another dance with Lady H.?

dude Brother joe kind of fucking owns

Thanks Joe

"There was nothing to really sort of be gained from it" What the fuck

His book is written like people write reddit posts. Its almost like dropping out of formal education at the 9th grade makes you dumb.

"Recidivists" is a word only really dumb people use to sound smart because they heard it somewhere.

Honestly, this makes me hate Anthony. I’ve struggled with addiction my entire adult life. I’m lucky to even be alive. This mother fucker treats recovery like a joke. The 12 step program is a way of life and you do it for the rest of your life by being of service to addicts and alcoholics who still suffer. I’m done with Anthony he is a dirtbag.

Finally, after 2 years of reading his drivel, Joe Cumia makes a comment I can get on board with.

I really don’t blame Ant for being a dirtbag alcoholic. He doesn’t have the emotional or mental intelligence to see life beyond Seinfeld reruns and booze. He was molested as a child and has molested others. All he knows is “Feel good all the time”. He doesn’t process thoughts and feelings like a normally developed adult. It won’t even matter if he loses all his money. He’s not aware enough to appreciate anything in life beyond instant, cheap gratification. You don’t need money to live the way he does. He doesn’t even do anything interesting with his money. What a waste.