Hey, you guys wanna hear my impression of a woman? "Stop objectifying my body, or else you'll never get any of this sweet pussy!" Yeah I was saving that fucking gem for an open mic night but go ahead and steal it
Reminds me of my all time favorite Patrice bit where he asks the female audience how they would would keep their man happy if their pussys closed up. The audience proceeded to shout out "blowjobs and anal" then Patrice just says "see you all just classified yourselves as a set of holes, no one said learn sports or get better at Xbox"
Kevin Hart is now the opposite of a faggot! His great Patrice story has now been surpassed! Jim's loyalty idea needs to be even more exposed now! Kevin defended his own jokes, Jim wouldn't defend his friend's weird sexual fetishes.
30 comments
1 B0NEck 2018-12-08
Glad to see she got serious about her diet.
1 d4n4n 2018-12-08
Preach, sister.
1 timmie80 2018-12-08
YaS QuEeN!
1 LearninDatPython 2018-12-08
Peter Griffin looking bitch
1 Nutrig 2018-12-08
I prefer to think of her as Michael Moore meets Fred Armisen meets Roger Ebert's last days
1 greygooser 2018-12-08
Add more people
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-08
Mixed with a muppet!
1 varamyr6skin 2018-12-08
meets Terry Schiavo in her last moments meets Christopher Reeve today meets Jesse Ventura in 2020
1 LearninDatPython 2018-12-08
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/a46a9w/all_men_are_bad_even_the_good_ones_theyre_the/ebc4hfe
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1 El_Heato 2018-12-08
Accurate
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-12-08
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWqakHuCMAAzm-A.jpg
1 CaveExplorer 2018-12-08
fuck
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-12-08
I miss the Bobo & Gadsby Show
1 Naga_Nooch 2018-12-08
I totally forgot Bocchetti was on the Stern Show back in 2008.
1 nunyobisnez 2018-12-08
Hey, you guys wanna hear my impression of a woman? "Stop objectifying my body, or else you'll never get any of this sweet pussy!" Yeah I was saving that fucking gem for an open mic night but go ahead and steal it
1 Purplestahli 2018-12-08
Reminds me of my all time favorite Patrice bit where he asks the female audience how they would would keep their man happy if their pussys closed up. The audience proceeded to shout out "blowjobs and anal" then Patrice just says "see you all just classified yourselves as a set of holes, no one said learn sports or get better at Xbox"
1 toe_trigger 2018-12-08
"I'm supposed to treat you special but you're just a bunch of holes yourselves."
1 bal0rd 2018-12-08
ah fuckin whore I'll stick like ah uh fucking fist in her gawd damn whore asshole.
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-12-08
You might not like Men, but you will respect them
1 varamyr6skin 2018-12-08
Show a little respect she was a Marine after all
1 FezzyMarie 2018-12-08
Isn't this Mike Bochete??
1 varamyr6skin 2018-12-08
Hannah Gadsby
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-12-08
I can't go home...
1 oanda333 2018-12-08
Andy Dick has aged terribly since his Cameo video
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2018-12-08
He and Brett Favre want to make sure you don’t let the smalls keep you down.
1 SlightFresnel 2018-12-08
Shouldn't that be "Woman should be in control..."
1 CacaDick 2018-12-08
Hannah Gagsby
1 AllThePeople17 2018-12-08
Kevin Hart is now the opposite of a faggot! His great Patrice story has now been surpassed! Jim's loyalty idea needs to be even more exposed now! Kevin defended his own jokes, Jim wouldn't defend his friend's weird sexual fetishes.
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-12-08
This nigga looks like an obese David lynch.
1 AdAstra9191 2018-12-08
How can you hate men and then want to be like one?