How does this pass for comedy? Sock cucka, get it? Genius. Genius in the fact that people pay to see this. He might As well add a puppet into the mix. This character gives him an excuse to lisp. I love you, you love me, homosexuality.
Goes to all this trouble for some Swiss cheese brained old has-been who doesn't even know who he is but won't visit his own parents (who let him live with them rent free until he was fucking 30) at Christmas. What a piece of shit.
Nah. I think it's the fact that his dad is ashamed that his only male heir is a sodomite. "Mommy" is indulgent and protective but Norton Sr can barely stand to look at him.
You’re right, that makes much more sense. His dad is not even able to get some of that new age social cachet of having a gay son. His boy Jim is just an embarrassing tranny fucking poss mop
I recently heard an old clip with Pat Cooper yelling at Jim to not be blue, and one of the guys directly tells Jim to be a prop comic. Looks like he took Pat’s advice.
This kid was good on Tough Crowd. I dont know why all the children these days are getting into prop comedy instead of focusing on what they are good at. All he really needs now is some face tattoos and a soundcloud profile
Ozzie's""party"" consisted of male drag queens and midget strippers. Ofc that kike wife of his keeps the lord of darkness all chained up on God knows what demonic cocktail of pills otherwise he would bite her thieving head off.
Agreed. Although I really think she just does everything she can to just keep the heart beating so she can keep pushing him out on stage.
You ever see the guy live in the last 2 decades? No because you don't have a mullet? Understandable but I went to a few ozzfests back in the day. This geriatric dude has no idea he's even there. He just shuffles back and forth clapping like a lost idiot.
Once people stop paying to see him she'll stop keeping him alive and make the money off the estate. I don't even believe the stpry that he cheated on her a few years ago. The only way that happened is if he was accidentally left in a wheelchair somewhere and some other dopefiend came across him amd tried sucking some drug money out of his dick before realizing he is a vegetable. I think Sharon made up the story for some relevant publicity.
Come to think of it have you ever seen that movie dead silence with the old lady ghost who had a puppet show? I think she might be based on Sharon.
Nah. I think it's the fact that his dad is ashamed that his only male heir is a sodomite. "Mommy" is indulgent and protective but Norton Sr can barely stand to look at him.
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1 betadrome 2018-12-07
Not only does he ruin comedy today but he has to drag Charlie Chaplins corpse with his shitty Chip shirt.
1 the-stugots 2018-12-07
How does this pass for comedy? Sock cucka, get it? Genius. Genius in the fact that people pay to see this. He might As well add a puppet into the mix. This character gives him an excuse to lisp. I love you, you love me, homosexuality.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-07
The fucking auto-mod calls new people sock cucka. This sub fucking stinks and everyone sucks. Jim should die.
1 the-stugots 2018-12-07
Yeah, I noticed that. Cringe every time.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-12-07
There has been a call for decades now to change all the awful chip shit like that to "brotherman/men" itreally needs to happen
1 individual02 2018-12-07
I miss Patrice
1 McGowan9 2018-12-07
Goes to all this trouble for some Swiss cheese brained old has-been who doesn't even know who he is but won't visit his own parents (who let him live with them rent free until he was fucking 30) at Christmas. What a piece of shit.
1 PrinceAlena 2018-12-07
His dad definitely assfucked him. Hence why his mother is so overly nice and understanding yet Jim can’t stand to visit.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-07
Nah. I think it's the fact that his dad is ashamed that his only male heir is a sodomite. "Mommy" is indulgent and protective but Norton Sr can barely stand to look at him.
1 PrinceAlena 2018-12-07
You’re right, that makes much more sense. His dad is not even able to get some of that new age social cachet of having a gay son. His boy Jim is just an embarrassing tranny fucking poss mop
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-12-07
I like “poss.” It can mean both ‘piss’ and ‘pos’ (piece of shit). Piece of shit piss mop= poss.
1 Peckas1 2018-12-07
Jimmy deep down angry at his dad for not protecting him from getting molested when he was 6 by the whole neighborhood.
1 bornrevolution 2018-12-07
He’s angry at him for not molesting him, like Garrison in that old South Park episode.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-07
If my kid built his career bragging about letting tranny hookers shit on his chest, I wouldn't let him back in my house either
1 edgars_teeth 2018-12-07
Dandy Kaufman
1 bonniebrownstreaks 2018-12-07
Pick a side worm!
1 deumae 2018-12-07
Do these Sabbath people do Cameo clips? If someone has the money, I have a script.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-12-07
If it wasn't Ozzy he wouldn't recognize them anyways. He doesn't actually like the band or music in general.
1 deumae 2018-12-07
How about this one then: http://lookalikes.co.uk/celebrity-lookalikes/all-lookalikes/ozzy-osbourne-lookalike/
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-12-07
That'd probably work.
1 deumae 2018-12-07
Okay, I put in a request for a quote.
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-07
If you have extra cash to spend, get this guy to show up to a 2U gig
http://lookalikes.co.uk/celebrity-lookalikes/all-lookalikes/bono-lookalike-ed/
1 deumae 2018-12-07
If I had the money, there' d be 100 Bonos camping in his yard right now.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-07
Might as well let Charlie Kelly write the script.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-12-07
This is just sad.
1 ilujan 2018-12-07
I recently heard an old clip with Pat Cooper yelling at Jim to not be blue, and one of the guys directly tells Jim to be a prop comic. Looks like he took Pat’s advice.
1 SomervilleDan 2018-12-07
Nice stupid merch, hack
1 ofimmsl 2018-12-07
This kid was good on Tough Crowd. I dont know why all the children these days are getting into prop comedy instead of focusing on what they are good at. All he really needs now is some face tattoos and a soundcloud profile
1 anorock13 2018-12-07
XxFaggNationxX
1 anonimescu 2018-12-07
Ozzie's""party"" consisted of male drag queens and midget strippers. Ofc that kike wife of his keeps the lord of darkness all chained up on God knows what demonic cocktail of pills otherwise he would bite her thieving head off.
1 AxelSpott 2018-12-07
Agreed. Although I really think she just does everything she can to just keep the heart beating so she can keep pushing him out on stage.
You ever see the guy live in the last 2 decades? No because you don't have a mullet? Understandable but I went to a few ozzfests back in the day. This geriatric dude has no idea he's even there. He just shuffles back and forth clapping like a lost idiot.
Once people stop paying to see him she'll stop keeping him alive and make the money off the estate. I don't even believe the stpry that he cheated on her a few years ago. The only way that happened is if he was accidentally left in a wheelchair somewhere and some other dopefiend came across him amd tried sucking some drug money out of his dick before realizing he is a vegetable. I think Sharon made up the story for some relevant publicity.
Come to think of it have you ever seen that movie dead silence with the old lady ghost who had a puppet show? I think she might be based on Sharon.
1 ManAndGodAndLion 2018-12-07
Andy Millman. Is he havin' a laugh?
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-07
Fucking baby talk
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-12-07
Fucking disgusting. He rapes drunk girl and doesnt catch any shit. Sirius even deletes the episodes from YouTube.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-12-07
He's got that Lena Dunham bod
1 --DC-- 2018-12-07
At least Carrot Top doesn't pretend to be legitimate.
1 Sunfl0werW1tch 2018-12-07
I can't believe people pay for this. I've seen better solo shows at free nights at UCB.
1 Ifartcumsies 2018-12-07
Jesus he’s really going all in with this “Evolved Chip” character.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-07
Nah. I think it's the fact that his dad is ashamed that his only male heir is a sodomite. "Mommy" is indulgent and protective but Norton Sr can barely stand to look at him.