Kevin Hart telling the oscars to suck a dick

1  2018-12-07 by peeperpooperlollypop

He’s a hack but I’m glad he didn’t apologize or back down. What is it with this forced inclusion? Why can’t we hate shit anymore

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The Oscars are made by and for faggots anyway. Hasn't every Best Picture winner for like the last five years been either about black people or homos? Except for the year Moonlight won and we got both at once.

Yeah the movie Black Homo won 3 years ago

I wish I would have put money on that one. If you just watch those nominated movies and imagine what a faggot 65 year old would like it's so easy to predict the winners.

I think you're mistaking that film for Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

I wanna see the black homo movie

And another black homo movie, Black Panther, will be nominated this year. Undoubtedly the worst film ever to receive such a distinction

you joke but black panther - a fucking marvel movie - was nominated for best picture at the golden globes

No I'm not joking at all, I know it was nominated at the GGs, and talk of it being nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars started immediately after its release. An Equal Opportunity nomination all the way, as it's just another bland, slightly incompetent Marvel movie.

Gay Niggers from outer space

Sgt. Shaved Balls

YES SIR!

And oddly enough; Brokeback Mountain lost to Crash

they figure they put out the gayest movie ever and after that....

Well gays are back on top!

Well good news he pussed out and apologized to the lqbtq community.

What a pussy

I don’t think this is a case of a comedian apologising for an offensive joke

He said shit that he really meant like he wouldn’t let his son be gay and would assault him if he was. It makes sense to walk that back if your views have changed since then

Such a profound change of moral philosophy, certainly not motivated by Hollywood jewbucks

Obama didn't support same-sex marriage until 2012 - are they going to retroactively take away his presidency? It's nuts to scour history for decade-old commentary that's offensive by evolving standards today.

Obama also did not care for illegals. Either did Hillary.

Exactly

Basically hitler

Obama is definitely the paragon of honesty and integrity. If you read the comment I made, I was saying these sudden changes of heart are just attempts to stay relevant in the industry. I don't care about what he said in a standup routine years ago, but I'm allowed to point out how horseshit these apologies are.

That's a terrible example because we all know he did support same-sex marriage personally, he waited until it was politically safe to do so.

I'm positive that Tracy Morgan has the same bit- He apologized like a bitch. Those (((people))) have a lot of power.

He apologized cuz he wanted to though, he told them fuck off if it’s an ultimatum. That’s sticking to your guns IMO.

what a nigger

When you tell an entity to "suck my dick" - ylthat's offending the LBGTQRAFD community now?

People are shit.

Clearly

LGBTQIA+ >>> Being a POC

Kevin is the Black Jimmy Norton .

I have made the choice to step down from hosting this year's Oscar's....this is because I do not want to be a distraction on a night that should be celebrated by so many amazing talented artists. I sincerely apologize to the LGBTQ community for my insensitive words from my past.

Yeah I didn’t do enough research. Sucks he apologized. Oh well, another victory for the sissies

Fuck that, he’s a Hollywood family friendly actor now. By apologizing and stepping down he will stop months of his name being protested publicly. He will keep the millions from acting coming in.

The adverse is sticking up for making fun of fags and working in a black version of compound media.

Yeah he made the right decision, but they will still be protesting his next movie and shit

black version of conpound media So... regular Compound Media.

Where they embrace their blackness but still are more civilized than the Cumia’s.

black version, not nigger rich version

adverse

Hating gays isn't going to hurt his name in the black community in the least.

good thing black audiences are the ones that generate the most profit

Shit, Tyler Perry is set for for life.

He could shit on a paper plate and the whole fam would should up to watch.

Reset the apology clock brothaman!

He’s been butt fucked countless times by the Black Boule for all his success

he's very short.

For a microsecond I finally had some respect for him, saying fuck the job I'm not apologizing. Then he went and ruined it, now those sissies got their apology and pushed him out the job. Fucking midget cunt.

Well he's a Hollywood mega star. You think that would continue if he didn't kiss the ring of the gay mafia?

Say hello to Keith Robinson.

"Why can't we hate shit" is such an edgelord argument. He was obviously fucking around and never gave people a reason to think he actually hated people. The problem is you can't joke about shit anymore, not that people with mongoloid values are being pushed out of award hosting jobs.

I stopped reading after you said edgelord

It just makes your neckbeard tingle, doesn't it? Triggered, snowflake, etc.

Shut up nigger

Thanks for the update

Has there ever been a straight guy who hasn't made a gay joke? They had Kimmel last year and he's done black face. I'm sure the'll just get a woman and play it safe

They had Kimmel last year and he's done black face.

Don't worry. The minute he steps out of line, that's exactly what they'll take him down with. Matter of time.

I wonder if crying on tv will work for him again

They should just have Nannete host all the award shows to be safe.

That guy stinks. And I don't like him.

People ran Dane Cook out of town with pitchforks and torches. But Kevin Hart is still famous? I don't get it. Short jokes, that flustered voice change, the stupid facial reactions, ect. How the fuck is this guy still the top comedian in the United States? You can't even watch a sporting even without him take over the whole thing (Super Bowl, nba all-star weekend, etc).

Because he's a non threatening black guy. See: Donald Glover

Glover looks like he has a chip on his shoulder and he may crack at any minute.

Lucien Hold (the gatekeeper at the Comedy Strip) told Kevin Hart he wasn't talented. And didn't have "it." Kev's lucky that Lucien died or he would have never been passed at the Strip.

I blame the jews.

See what I mean? You give one of these animals a chance and they just don't give a FUCK. They don't care! As long as they have enough money to pay for their gold and Gucci bags they don't FUCKIN' care! They're all the same! And when the money is gone they come BEGGIN'...BEGGIN' for a chance! And when you don't give them a chance they go back to what they are - fuckin' criminals. Then they steal money from you, hard workin' Americans like me. Filthy animals. They all deserve a bullet. One by one, take them out.

If Anth still had a Twitter.

Did you really think (((those people))) would let a black man master THEM in public?

Will the worm disavow him to keep his ally status?

Nobody has been more visible than him within comedic entertainment over the course of the last several years. He accepts this crummy, Stepin Fetchit hosting assignment and suddenly there's a mad scramble to dredge up ANYTHING inflammatory from his past. Within the same news cycle that his hiring was announced, he's forced to apologize over nothing, and withdraws. We're sick and stupid and irrational and insane as a culture. The people throwing this stuff out there are just trying to create chaos, and everyone acquiesces to protect their image. Appreciable outrage over this doesn't exist among any community or person type. The Oscars contributed to this, though, by becoming so obsessed with token representation, and throwing sociopolitical bouquets to their nominees and winners.

You can be a successful black guy in Hollywood but only if you completely sanitize your image, lose any credit you had with the black community and bow down to kiss the Jew rings whenever they ask you.

Get a furry to host. That's the next big thing we have to tolerate.

You can hate shit but you can't expect a big dumb awards show that airs on a major network to hire you and pay you also. Pick one or the other. The people who are most bent out of shape about this are people who wouldn't watch the fucking borefest anyway.

He apologized profusely.

No funny for you queers,back in the closet and stay there..Next.

Yeah he made the right decision, but they will still be protesting his next movie and shit

black version of conpound media So... regular Compound Media.

adverse

Hating gays isn't going to hurt his name in the black community in the least.