Joe Cumia's The Art of the Deal

1  2018-12-06 by icecap

37 comments

Let your brother marry your GF in exchange for the promise that if he ever becomes rich he'll give you $60k a year for life or until he dies.

That's a good point, Joe literally cost Anthony millions of dollars by dumping his leftover groupie on his little brother and still had the audacity to take his $60k allowance.

Evidently Joe also performed with a Village People tribute band.

Opening for Lionel Richie?

Joe's often said, he'll open for anyone.

His ass or mouth ?

Yes.

"Almost People"

"They're Not People"

Yes That was the joke

My tag was meaningless, I realize that now.

The Town Faggots

What a limp-wristed handshake; Joe looks like he's about to slide a ring on it.

Nice gay biker facial hair, faggot

Anthony loved the taste of his brother's dick so much he married it. All of these siblings look off in their faces. They all look like mom was definitely not sober during her pregnancies.

Leader of Tunisian knife fighting gang calls for peace with local gay biker community.

One of the demands for peace made by the gay biker community is lifetime allowance from knife fighters.

"Hey Anth, you know that thing she does where she prods your ball bag with her nose while she tongues your asshole? I taught her that. You're welcome little bro. Congratulations by the way, so happy for you guys."

Joe looks like the driver for a Turkmenistan warlord.

Art of The Tranny Fucking Pedo Wop

If only a guided missile had hit this Iraqi wedding, there never would have been an O&A and I wouldn’t be stuck here waiting for this saga to finally end.

nana looks at least 20 years older than joe in this pic. wtf??

Gentleman, this is what it looks like to buy and sell children without violence. We could all learn a thing or two from these proud Armenians.

white

Haha who the fuck would wear a tuxedo looking like that!!

I thought that was a young lemy for a second.

It looks like the Iraqi gay community is alive and well!

Slimy looking people

Always Be Collecting child spit

This gay wedding pic belongs at the top of /r/lgbt

"also, if my career with 5 different cover bands (that I own BTW) takes off for millions of dollars, I agree to cut you in... deal?"

He looks like Yanni survived a grease fire.

"Survived" is a strong word

Jesus even back then he looks older than his older brother. How does a 24 year old look like a 50 year old?

Holy shit Tony, did you get that tux off the rack at JC Penny's? It's so ill fitted.

I wouldn't go to a restaurant where the waiters look like that.

That's a good point, Joe literally cost Anthony millions of dollars by dumping his leftover groupie on his little brother and still had the audacity to take his $60k allowance.