Drunks always think that. They don't figure out that everyone knows when they're drunk and is politely not making a big thing out of it.

Plus he surrounds himself with retards.

“They don’t even know”

Meanwhile I'm high as shit at burger king thinking everyone knows and holding up the line because all the cashier wants to do is hand me my change.

oh honey

The poor dear

Pay with a card, you people are holding up the line.

You people?!?!?! Aw, HAIL naw! You gon’ ack lie WE ain’t uh-uh-uh soferstica’d, ima whoop yo’ bitch azz! Puh dat gotdam camra dow!

Can confirm. Everybody knows when I drink. It’s super easy to tell when people are drunk compared to a sober person. I hope AntH dies today.

Bulksgit. Noone know i drink when I do.

I drink vodka so no smells

;)

Well, once you've had enough vodka you still start to wreak like booze even though it's the least pungent liquor.

Can confirm this. Booze stays in your lungs which is essentially how breathalyzers quantify your BAC. That's why if you get fucked up and go to work the next day, you'll be "tasting" the alcohol no matter how many times you brush your teeth.

I downvoted you because you used the reddit phrase “can confirm”

I was copying what the guy did as a joke you big fucking doodie face.

Oh, in that case have an upboat from me!

I want some of knickers water, that’s the kind that get ya fuckin drunk!

That dry mouth still makes your mouth stink

That and booze stays in your lungs. Every time you exhale you're essentially emitting a small amount of the residual shit in your system. If you get shit-housed, it's pretty easy to tell the morning/day after.

I downvoted you because you used the reddit phrase “can confirm”

he thinks because he has built up a tolerance to where the blackouts only start after midnight, that hes a sophisticate

It's neat when you have a job where people absolutely do not want to believe that you're drinking on it. Obviously you get caught eventually and end up getting divorced and moving back in with your mom in your late 30's, but for awhile people will genuinely make excuses for you out of sheer terror.

Who’s this fair weather fucking floozy that won’t stick with you through a little drinking on the job?

A shitty co-pilot in every sense of the phrase

This is true.

I used to think I was getting away with it until I moved in with my gash. Turns out it was just a case of nobody giving a fuck about me up to this point

Specifically it's when the person is a severe alcoholic who is clearly drunk during almost every, if not literally every, interaction they have with other people. Pointing it out would mean having to have a serious conversation with the drunk and they would likely get aggressively defensive over it. Most realize it would be a futile effort and unless the person genuinely cared about the drunk they aren't going to be bothered enough to say anything. So whenever a person says something like this all it really means is they are an oblivious idiot and nobody in their life truly cares about them. It's actually kind of sad.

Calling out for work constantly and literally falling asleep at your desk. Gee, no one ever cracked that case. Maybe he's anemic guys?

Yeah, sickle cell

Sickle Sue Anemia

I never understood the cliché phrase "addicts become MASTERS of hiding it". To my experience its the complete opposite.

Yeah. Especially when their noses look like a deflated basketball

ang u dont even know im holdin

u run from the man <rant on twitter - so covert>

You get better at it to a point. The problem is they eventually get too comfortable and overconfident that they start to slip.

That makes a lot of sense. By the point you discover someone as an addict, and think they are foolish trying to hide it in ridiculous ways- they've already tricked you for a long time.

Because you only notice the addicts that are visibly blasted. There are tons of alcoholics and pill addicts that go about, drive every day, and never have an accident because their tolerance is so high

I knew a ~50 year old lady who'd been doing pills all day every day for 20+ years. I never would've known until I had some to sell and someone told me she was a buyer.

I got pretty good at hiding smoking a pack a day from an ex who thought I had quit.

Being an addict in general is usually a cry for help, attention. So at least on a subconscious level, they want people to know

Is that something you saw on TV or on a conservative TV show?

Yes, he saw that on a conservative A.M. radio.

did he?

Yes.

I don't think it's masters of hiding it; I think it's more "they need it so badly that they can't go a waking moment without having it and thus being perpetually drunk is their life." It's a mixture of self-delusional and extreme dependency that reality is obscured--sounds like a former radio host that we know.

Nana is the most lightweight 'alcoholic' I've ever seen.

After decades of drinking most people will get drunker quicker. The stomach and intestinal lining start to thin allowing the alcohol to be absorbed faster. It's one of the few benefits I've noticed.

Nice, time to up my dosage to reap the rewards later on.

So it's not because he's a bud light drinking faggot?

His swishy little mommy's shoes voice comes out. Dead giveaway.

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I sssssswwwweeeeeeeaarrrrrr, nobody even knnnnooooowwwwsszssssssss I'm druuuunnkkk

Tony Cumia is Lady Di with money, and a nasty disposition.

Money? You sure about that?

Bobo hides it better https://youtu.be/VnJ9ZNJ4cf0

Damn, hammered Bobo is ridiculous. Eating that chlorine poolwater chunk of burger as he barely treads water.

Jesus. The sun is still up and Bobo is already fucking wasted.

Bobo’s an alcoholic.

He's a dunderhead. He has no concept of pacing himself at a party. He just puts everything down as fast as he can. He's not smart enough to be an alcoholic.

If I were a parent I wouldn't be comfortable with a blackout drunk sub 80 IQ man talking to my kids in a pool.

Yeah, and Bobo talking to them would be weird too.

Oh man, bobo falling of that tiny rock straight into Nanas knees got me fucking crying with laughter.

His substance abuse is as subtle as Artie's

Putting Bud Lite on cheeseburgers WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

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Not to mention molesting his middle aged cousin and telling her--and everyone else including her son--that he wants to fuck her and jerked off into her panties.

Or, his gay sounding despair that "this is terrible" when only 27 people wanted to watch him do drunken karaoke on Periscope.

By jerk off in her panties Anthony actually meant "wear her panties while jerking off"... Gotta say that's better.

I think Anthony was probably good at not appearing drunk right around his peak nouveau-riche era (2008ish). Post-2014, he’s a common drunken slob who happens to live in a large house—for now.

Or, making a drunken ass himself at the Vos Roast heckling people onstage

Jeez I completely forgot about that. He just kept yelling out unfunny bullshit throughout the whole show and made everyone visibly uncomfortable. You weren't invited on stage for a reason you stupid fucking hack.

"Oh mai gaaaawwwwd"

-Also Anthony Cumia

Thassss terrrribuul...

That is something people think when they first start drinking usually in high school or college.

'That’s right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan’s, and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigan’s, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch.'

True but I think he would still have done these things even if he was sober.

“I’m a great thinker. I could think, and nobody even knows.” - Anth

I love when his inner queen comes out.

Just like he hid his pharma addiction.

TBH, I've never noticed when Gavin or Ant are trashed. I have some relatives that are lightweights and I can always tell when they've had a couple of drinks.

*lisping* Thisss is thhtupid."

By jerk off in her panties Anthony actually meant "wear her panties while jerking off"... Gotta say that's better.

I think Anthony was probably good at not appearing drunk right around his peak nouveau-riche era (2008ish). Post-2014, he’s a common drunken slob who happens to live in a large house—for now.

Or, making a drunken ass himself at the Vos Roast heckling people onstage

Jeez I completely forgot about that. He just kept yelling out unfunny bullshit throughout the whole show and made everyone visibly uncomfortable. You weren't invited on stage for a reason you stupid fucking hack.

I knew a ~50 year old lady who'd been doing pills all day every day for 20+ years. I never would've known until I had some to sell and someone told me she was a buyer.

Yes, he saw that on a conservative A.M. radio.

Can confirm this. Booze stays in your lungs which is essentially how breathalyzers quantify your BAC. That's why if you get fucked up and go to work the next day, you'll be "tasting" the alcohol no matter how many times you brush your teeth.