Guide to being a comedian called Jim Norton

1  2018-12-06 by Toss__Pot

  • You're gay
  • Sit on a fist
  • Ssssccuumbags
  • Toe trigger attachment
  • Comb your hair with a shotgun
  • [blow job sound]
  • Enraging
  • Commonality of language
  • we'll become a type one society
  • Jane Fonda picking blueberries
13 comments

1  FreeeJaredFogle 2018-12-06

  • PrEP

  • x motherfucked me

  • fear of carbohydrate induced death

  • hospitalization for egg yolk phobia

  • holocaust chic body

1  xterraroc 2018-12-06

“Holocaust chic body” 😂 holy shit W

1  this_light 2018-12-06

• in that moment.
• that guy is a problem.
• uhhhhhhh errrrrr unmmmmmmmm.
• arms flailing wildly

1  anorock13 2018-12-06

Sniff,Diet updates/workout routine,Hotel critiques,Smoothie size updates,celebrity photos.

1  hoogityboogitiesRIP 2018-12-06

Yessssssssss, take off fridays for the forseeable future

1  SuperToes845 2018-12-06

Phenomenal.

1  rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-06

*Jaws quotes

1  barosa 2018-12-06

  • Heather Mills' leg
  • R. Budd Dwyer

1  TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-06

Ew, what’s a “type one society?”

1  Toss__Pot 2018-12-06

it's a measure of civilisation advancement on the Kardashev scale, it's basically 'future Jimmy' parroting a phrase he's heard Michu Kaku say, it comes up when Jim gets out of his depth arguing that privacy & individuality will disappear.

1  Jani3D 2018-12-06

Henry Fonda

1  Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-06

Fart

1  MrCocklefroth 2018-12-06

Nice list of predictable things I say, stupid.