Tig's "Where's the beefers?" bit is pretty good.

1  2018-12-06 by nomobjustice

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Whoever it was who called her "Tit Nomoreo" is a legend.

Funniest joke that ever came out of this sub.

The Zilch Who Fell to Earth

Kreischer level of comedy I suppose.

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Same gimmick, somehow less funny.

Women ruin everything.

It isn't brave. It's just weird.

If it was someone feminine who liked their tits, like Dolly Parton, it'd be brave (still wierd, but brave). This is someone who's hated her tits since day one and wants to be a man anyway. So it's no skin off her sack. She probably walks around so day like this, staring at people, hoping they'll say something so she can call them bigots and tell them to stop gender shaming her.

Funny that she hates white men but wants to be one.

Funniest thing about her.

Tig’s the worst of all worlds.

Imagine if Lance Armstrong did this after he got the all clear.

He's just repeatedly slapping his depleted scrotum against people's faces and everyone's saying "so brave!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No way that’s a woman

Btw isn’t Louis responsible for this dumb cunt?

yep, it was his last act before getting called out and she was also quick to throw his ass under the bus.

Those stupid fucks really did prove you get no equity for towing their line while admitting and apologizing gets the same exact shit as denying outright.

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Louis’ Woody Allenesque trailer is for a movie that doesn’t exist. It was shot in order to be shown as Exhibit A that men are losing their jobs for “abusing their power.” Louis gave them his blessing, because he knows his career will be ultimately fine, he knows he’s done far worse stuff that could be brought to light, and he knows the social unrest that will result from his example will help usher in “female empowerment” and “sustainable development”; two things Louis and his “fourth wave intersectional feminist” 15 year old fully support.

She does these impressions, it’s like she’s a real surfboard

You could see how a white girl could fall for her.

Isnt that Adam Scott?

I’m still convinced that’s ari shaffir

Why did the beefers cross the road?

Because they were in the back of a garbage truck.

I thought it was Theo Von

Can you imagine if a guy with testicular cancer did this?

Is that David Hogg??

Yes.

It almost certainly HAS a Hogg

Sir Denis Eton-Hogg would not be proud.

Tom Cruise-lookin’ ass nigga

Imagine how awkward and cringey the audience must have felt.

I find it awfully suspicious that a militant dyke/borderline tranny who looks and dresses like a man anyway, had the perfect excuse to have her titties, which she hated, hacked off. The doctor probably scheduled a routine mammogram, and she said "Oh, well. It's cancer, better lop the darn things off." And when the doctor objected she called him a bigot and threatened to sue him for sexism. I strongly doubt she ever had breast cancer. Next she'll be telling us she's contracted a terrible disease that causes her to grow a dick.

some psycho has a blog that posits that tit nomoro colluded with the kroll family to fake cancer and have her tits lopped off in order to make it in the comedy world

I don't believe you.

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Imagine having ordered something to eat on a night out and this abomination comes out as you're taking your first bite.

Nice dad bod, stupid.

Same body as Norton

Put a shirt on, Darren Rovell.

She’s shaped like the alien from American Dad

That Parks and Rec dude's a riot.

I know nothing about this thing. Does she have no tits or is this a Photoshop?

I just ran image on Google "search this image". It's real, and articles all go "Meet the Bravest Woman in Comedy: Tig Notaro", "Beautiful" etc.

Is it a brave meth addict faggot?

No fake news here, Pal.

In this case, I would have preferred that this was fake news.

she has sam roberts arms

Gross.

This is what happens when you give women rights.

Can they just fucking stop

I'm glad David Byrne got rid of that big white suit, but it's good that The Talking Heads are touring again.

Disgusting.

Unlike Louis CK, tig nortaro didn't ask for consent from a single member of the theater audience before flashing all present with her malformed Kuato scars.

no

Jesus Christ, at least lift something besides a microphone and develop some muscle tone. You look like jerky.

Scott Weiland's looking good here, rip.

Guh-ross.

Tom Cruise got AIDS?

Remember when people bitched about Dan Cook? Christ.... That was the golden era compared to this.

Adam Scott is looking real toned lately

Bethesda's E3 press conference took a real turn

Is it a brave meth addict faggot?

No fake news here, Pal.

Women ruin everything.