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How do I get this off my hands? Fuck. Someone boil some water

Someone boil some water

And then throw this jig in!

Can I get an a rag to wipe Strahan's cocoa butter off my hand?

>an a rag

Ah Christ that post shake look on his face makes me giggle over an over. Reminds me of when my dad shook a homosexual’s hand at his brother’s (2nd) wedding. Ran to a water fountain and rinsed her off, ’lest he get the AIDS.

Strahan is about as closeted gay as Norton and fat Stav combined.

Stav isn't closeted, he's Greek. It goes without saying they all love cock.

Fair enough. Pretty much confirmed by Nick on the last episode anyway. He's gay.

heaheaheahea right right right

Should have said as Joe Rogan

Ever hear Nixon on the tapes complain about how 'god damn faggy' San Francisco is and how he won't even shake hands down there? Your dad sounds like a good egg.

Your dad sounds frustratingly ignorant

You sound like a fag.

Oh wow. I guess I'm more misogynistic than racist.

I took it as, "What the fuck do you care who she is? She's an escort"

Isn't that his girlfriend he just had his 9th kid with?

Mel is truly the best.

He gets that classic ''I just stepped in dog shit'' face.

"Eyughh, goddamn sticky nigger cooties.."

"If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir!"

I think Mel’s issues are confined strictly to the jews, I don’t believe he has a problem with the blakes?

Yeah you’re probably right. Fuck.

Worth noting both Whoopi Goldberg and Danny Glover both came to his defense after the audio tapes were released. Even the most liberal black celebs love Mel.

They know probably agreed with him.

Fucking Mel. He has ruined the word glum for me.

Saint Mel heals all.

HAHA just like good old George W. Bush, after shaking some jungle bunny's hand.

Don Rickles after hugging Nipsey Russell: "I get any black on me?"

I wish you wouldn't touch me Sammy, you people rust

HAHAHAHAHA!! I miss the "Merchant of Venom".

My favorite was when he did an impression of a "great black preacher" giving an incoherent speech about equality, then he shrugs his shoulders and says: "that man is now in a state hospital"

Haha, Don's great!

Can’t say I blame Mel, considering Stratham gave him that Hollywood no eye contact handshake.

His paused face is so childlike and retarded

You got a dog in this fight and I assume it's a pit bull knowing your kind?

Cute liddle fella. (BTW that was a reference to this but I'm glad I got to see your doggo.)

Cute pit, based Shep. Nice combo.

Limp handshakes make me do that too.

Nigga's palms were sweaty

Strahan is about as closeted gay as Norton and fat Stav combined.

Yeah you’re probably right. Fuck.

Ever hear Nixon on the tapes complain about how 'god damn faggy' San Francisco is and how he won't even shake hands down there? Your dad sounds like a good egg.

Your dad sounds frustratingly ignorant