Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaahah. iPlay America is a glorified arcade with laser tag, an indoor 'amusement park' 'roller coasters' and 'rides', a fake boardwalk, and tokens-for-tickets games. The best way to describe it is Six Flags' more ghetto, indoor flea circus knockoff.
I'm assuming he's playing in the 'convention center' area. I went there once for a NJ beer/booze festival and it looks like a hangar or generic warehouse with a crappy freestanding elevated stage. They had some terrible cover band playing and even with all the drunks there, like 5 people were dancing. I can't imagine more than 20 people show up for this event.
Their concert page tells you all you need to know. It's solely children acts and BroJoe. If I were still in the area, I would absolutely go and document for our lulz. But my current project in central Jersey wraps end of year.
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1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-12-05
Someone from here should go.
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-05
Joe Cumia is responsible for a spree of rapes in and around the big apple ranch, a prominent new York gay bar. Dating back over 10 years.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-12-05
I ain't eatin' with hiv around.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-05
TIL: ZZ Top is a blues guitar player.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-12-05
Only going if they have magnetic trays for my food.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-12-05
Is there a vegetable medley?
1 Batknuckles813 2018-12-05
Is child spit on the menu?
1 xyniphis 2018-12-05
Early sunday evening show?
Just like all the legends did it
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-05
Just like Eric!
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-05
He's such a big star they don't even mention him in the ad.
1 oceaux 2018-12-05
'Early Sunday', also known as 'Sunday afternoon'.
1 Leofan7 2018-12-05
I'd rather go to that Yaakov Smirnov dinner theater in Branson.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-12-05
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaahah. iPlay America is a glorified arcade with laser tag, an indoor 'amusement park' 'roller coasters' and 'rides', a fake boardwalk, and tokens-for-tickets games. The best way to describe it is Six Flags' more ghetto, indoor flea circus knockoff.
I'm assuming he's playing in the 'convention center' area. I went there once for a NJ beer/booze festival and it looks like a hangar or generic warehouse with a crappy freestanding elevated stage. They had some terrible cover band playing and even with all the drunks there, like 5 people were dancing. I can't imagine more than 20 people show up for this event.
Their concert page tells you all you need to know. It's solely children acts and BroJoe. If I were still in the area, I would absolutely go and document for our lulz. But my current project in central Jersey wraps end of year.