EastSideDan, aka TheElDan, aka the Gay Sean Connery caught replying to himself

1  2018-12-05 by TonyFromLongIsland

33 comments

K.

And you're my alt

Shut up you fucking nigger bitch whore

I mean, if the shoe fits.

Ugly cunt go away

You've shown me that my words can hurt people.

Stop talking to yourself

This bit has legs.

And a tiny stump that might evolve into a leg someday.

Oh brother, how am I gonna get out of this one??

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I like this bit. Don't forget to constantly bring up your mutated belly button.

How could somebody stoop so low and use alts? No dignity in this fucking place.

it's the living in the closet, makes 'em devious

How exactly did I "reply" to myself?

Oh don’t deny it baby, just makes it worse

Whatever.

Hoshp

The gay Sean Connery? Hossshhhpp.

ESD is the biggest loser on this sub. Hates everyone involved with O&A. Posts constantly. Never has anything funny to say. Accuses everyone who disagrees with him of being Keith.

And he's on the record for preferring underage women.

Based on the thread we're in, I know I shouldn't have to point this out, but for the layman ESD = East Side Dan, not our beloved East Side Dave who is currently going to waste in Anthony's basement.

He is like a lover spurned. Obsessed.

Since when is liking anyone from O&A a requirement to post here?

You don't have to like them. You should at least hate them in some entertaining fashion.

This douchenozzel acts like everyone involved in the show personally fucked him in the ass and didn't kiss him in the mouth afterward.

You don't have to like them. You should at least hate them in some entertaining fashion.

This douche nozzel acts like everyone involved in the show personally fucked him in the ass and didn't kiss him in the mouth afterward.

I would prefer to never be kissed in the mouth, assplay or no

RIP porsalin. Still miss that limey fruit

I don't think they're the same person. TheElDan is from the old AVClub forums. Is this based purely on both of their names being Dan?

Why does anyone care if someone has alts?

Noticing that is at least as gay as doing it

I noticed it. Sign me up.

ChickenDan1

More like Eastside Fag.Call the cops.ah ah,I'm scared.