jesus christ.

Lol I think this guy must've had like 3 or 4 beers.

On a Wednesday?? I hope this party animal doesn't have work tomorrow!

Hey Gar....

Perhaps more than that

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http://adrienneandjulian.com/

Damn.

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12/08/2018. Artie will be dead by the end of the week, guaranteed.

I would give the business to Kamille Morgan

I'd give Annika a good rogering myself.

But six bridesmaids, FFS women are codependent shitheads

Looking at that guy and looking at Artie... I’m not trying to say that she’s a gold digger. Actually, no... yes I am. That bitch is a straight up gold digger.

Noce looking fella. Smear some lipstick on his face and jim will happily suck his presumably average cock.

He’s not a mess like Artie, but he’s an ugly nerd.

I like how you searched through his Instagram to find his cutest pic to share

Aww that's so lovely.

:')

Holy fucking shit. How embarrassing

that'll actually be a rare high point for him

Imagine being a millionaire comedian dating this: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq_DyuClV5M/

And within 5 years you become whatever the fuck you can even call Artie at this point.

Wait that's Artie's ex? Holy shit

No Fuckn way

Her new guy is bitch made too. All he does is post pictures of her and girl shit. What a cuck. She is going to crush him too.

You should send him a message and let him know. I’m sure the guy with a retardedly hot wife and a yacht that goes for 8 figures would love to hear from a random Redditor about your life advice.

yea, and in Crash and Burn he pretends she had no idea who he was when they met and she wanted him for who he was, rather than being famous.

I'm beginning to think this man is unwell.

Just die already

Artie knows he is a piece of shit, Anthony thinks everyone else is a piece of shit.

*Artie nose

Jim is more pathetic

Can you guys get Artie's Twitter banned?

steve ‏

@thebadgrandson 5h5 hours ago More Replying to @artiequitter @M3RCM1KE Hahahaha im still singing gimme the loot

Are ya, Steve?

What. The. Fuck.

I love how Artie always goes hard on rich guys, but wasn't he making like seven million a year at one point?

during his peak Stern years he was. His salary plus all of the weekend gigs. Artie was getting more than fifty grand a show at one point.

His best year he probably made somewhere around 3 million.

(His Stern salary was about 800k at it's peak + stand up)

Artie said his first year at Stern he made a little over 900k. I'm sure he negotiated something nice for Sirius and don't forget his books. One of his books was a big seller. I'm saying for maybe 06-07 combined with the books he made like seven mil. That was the time of beer league and when he played Carnegie Hall.

In 2005, just before they left for Sirius, he said on air that he made 1,2m in total and that his Stern salary was less than 500 000 (Seems believable to me but who knows)

https://youtu.be/v-8kLtrUcQU?t=751

He got a payrise when they joined Sirius, but he probably never got to 900k there.

Just fucking admit you're initial guess was way off, stupid. Be wrong gracefully, this is just sad, son.

He took CM for a cool 800 thousand

Wow. Yeah, he's sober as fuck.

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him. Artie I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a fucking hack. I heard too joke about buffy too that shit was whack.

Poetry.

Oh Jesus, you’re 50 year old heroin addict/washed up comic who fucked a 10. He should just be happy with that.

Smart, hot, sane, you can only pick 2. This bitch must be insane to fuck that guy, there's no other plausible explanation.

I guess money had nothing to do with it

Yeah because a 10 with a masters degree and a career in the medical field has such limited options in NYC.

You're very cynical.

What in the name of fuck is he rambling about?

now where did i hear all this before...

Beer League was a turd of a movie

Dirty Work was good though

Hello ice cream

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As embarrassing as this shit is, at least Artie never confessed his undying love for a 6’4” Cam-Viking.

Her smell is intoxicating.

I like myself with this thing.

Artie is a diseased junkie who has happily pissed away every opportunity handed to him, and yet Ant still spent a shit ton of money to hire him for a co-hosting gig that he couldn't be bothered to show up to literally half the time. You tell me who's sadder.

"clean and sober"

Anthony went to jail for biting and choking a tiny little girl
Artie does heroin

I mean come the fuck on...

Joe Cumia is responsible for a series of rapes in and around the new York gay bar big apple Ranch dating back to 2003.

I don't think I will ever hate Artie. It sucks to see him like this. But he hasn't really made me angry. Ant on the other hand could go tackle a moving train. Artie at least knows he pathetic. Ant is in extreme denial. And he turned against his fans.

Anthony. Always Anthony.

Artie is a gigantic simpering faggot who spends all his time doing dope and endlessly whining about the life he threw away ten years ago, while Anthony is pure human garbage who spends all HIS time getting drunk and blubbering about "social trends" that do not affect him even slightly. They're both pathetic scum.

Does this involve Daynur?

that'll actually be a rare high point for him