Faggot.

100% Grade A Faggot

oh dear...

Oofa

Last year Nomar played was 2009 did it take Joe all these years to cobble that joke together?

Also, he was traded from the Red Sox in like 2004. It's a joke that is referencing a 14 year old thing that nobody cares about anymore. He's so bad at comedy.

So I heard about this guy Darryl Strawberry. Hey what’s next, Jamal Banana?

Albert Pujols? Sorry Albert the only Pujols I deal with is when my kids have a messy diaper. Am I right?

That’s much funnier

tsss so hes like a berry or sumpthin? tss

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dvv dvv

Haaaaam-burger!

Plus it was a snl sketch for years with Fallon saying Nomahhhh

I, for one, can't wait to hear his brilliant hot-takes about Michael Vick

He really should do a special like that. Where all of his references are way too old. Do like 10 minutes on Loreana Bobbit. And then go right into his Tonya Harding material. I would probably watch that.

Throw in a little Terri Schiavo and you got yourself an early 2000s outdated comedy special

You hear about this Amy Fischer? Talk about a Long Island LOL-ita.

You mean a Jim Norton special?

He keeps up with the pills and he’ll be doing a solid Terri Schiavo impression soon enough.

Hey at least he's not giving up and becoming a prop comic

Even though the joke already blows he gave the “punchline” first and then re-explained the joke.

a Columbo episode style joke.

there's just one thing i don't understand. If they knew he had all those rs in his name, why'd they sign him in the first place??

That's one thing I'll give Anthony - he is right about that Columbo being a good detective. But that's all I'm siding with Anthony on.

I like the one with Clint Eastwood's mother from the monkey boxing films

Wow, 4 likes - better bump the old closer of "Daytime TV's only funny when you're high on aspirin".

Nomar Garciaparra was traded from the Red Sox in 2004

More like Nomar Funny am I right guys?

More like Joe Matar-a-fact you're not funny!

I forgot that I wanted this guy to be dead.

Poslain or this guy

Joe Matarese is retahhhted.

I’m actually feeling sorry for this him

That’ll pass soon, don’t worry.

This is possibly making me more angry than anything Brother Joe had ever posted.

This is a combination of like 4 things that have already separately been called hacky for years. wow

Honestly who is less funny, Joe Matarese or Joe Currie?

Absolutely Joe Currie. Matarese is awful, but his awfulness is at least fascinating to observe on a morbid level. Currie isn't barely notable enough for a post in this sub. He's so uninteresting he makes Landau look like Sir Laurence Olivier.

That’s also because his nobody can decipher his retard tweets.

Stupid fuck, it's pronounced "Nomah Gahciaparra"

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The last 2 Rs are pronounced.

Tell that to Bill Russell, he got called something that has an R in it a lot in boston

Wow nice dated reference moron.

what a Nigge

How did this guy become anything

I thought he quit Twitter?

I mean what's the deal with Palm Pilots, am I right folks?

"but seriously folks John Rocker made some good points about New York City'

• Joe Matarese

Exhibit A as to why I will never allow my children to take any form of anti depressants and/or ADHD medicine.

This post hits me in the heart because as half a Wop from the Brooklyn/Queens border, I detest the hard, rhotic “R” sound and by extension the shitkicking NJ hicks who utter it. I’ll take the Boston Accent all day/every day over you Pine Barrens hillbillies. Go fuck yourself, you pillpopping pussy.

Imagine getting this upset over people pronouncing a letter correctly.

I like the hard R

All your comment says is that you like a hard D in your anus.

Congrats on being a piece of shit, moron

I watched him clear out half a room with a bit on how Italians don't pronounce the vowels at the end of words.

I thought he said he was going to quit Twitter?

Total knee slapper. I'm gonna hit Tinder and try to find a wife with that winning joke

This would’ve sucked if it was timely.

Easily my favorite person in the O&A universe. Hack comic, with Brother Joe levels of self-awareness. He is an absolute goldmine of unintentional comedy.

HILAOIUS