5'8" whaaaa?

1  2018-12-04 by AndRiseAgain

26 comments

Why are his proportions so abnormal, are his arms long I can't even tell, stupid midget

Nice long arms, stupid

Someone on joerogan2 summed his thought process up best when they said "can't get taller, must get wider."

That's hilarious and i'd forgotten about that subreddit, gotta check it out pls dont be dead

Joe Rogan has so many pics standing next to people that if he gave his real height, Hollywood would crumble. Every guy lies about their height there and it’s all scaled.

I'm a 5'8 manlet, but at least I'm taller than him and have hair.

When someone says 5’8” we all know it means 5’5” so don’t even bother

I'd tell you if I was shorter, genuinely.

"You can't be more honest than that."

It's like how 5'10 means 5'8 and so on

Yea sucks for me. I'm actually 5'8" but hate saying it because people online would assume I'm 5'3"

So say you're 5'10

You're only a manlet if you try to put on so much muscle you look like an oompa loompa

It's amazing with all that HGH his physique is minimal with the biggest gains in cranial mass.

honestly that’s the only thing you can do if you’re short. can you imagine Rogan’s pumpkin head on jims body? I know he takes hgh but still he always had a fat head

Bull fuckin shit don't made excuses for these shrimps. Rogan looked like a regular shredded dude before he expanded his skeletal mass 2 fold

He tries to come across as a tough guy but in the real world he'd struggle to push over a toddler.

Jamie pull up that video of a chimpanzee eating a toddler

He would kick your head clean off but what do I know?

Yeah sure, give him a ladder and he'd probably be able to.

No one above 5'3" is that barrel chested

He's built like every Mexican woman I see on the train.

Nice sack of potatoes ass body, stupid.

Reminds me of when they dress Peter Dinklage in a tiny suit of armor in game of thrones

Message to all manlets. Tacking on so much muscle makes you look like a disproportionate circus freak

He looks like an extra in a Dr.Who episode.

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